The FBI Recruitment Process

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL of the story: Women mean business. Don't mess with them!!

The female of the species IS truly the more vicious.

Posted by: Delftsman3 at 10:44 PM

Comments

1 Thanks for the warning. I always thought they looked suspicious with their secret parties and phone calls to one another.

Posted by: Karlo at May 11, 2005 02:19 PM (HoLw7)

2 WHAT CAN I DO AS A FOREIGNER WHO HAS AN INTEREST IN JOINING FBI?

Posted by: olusanya adeyemi at October 11, 2005 11:07 AM (mGTC2)

3 I am interestd in joining the FBI as I have an interest in criminology. I am currently studying Psychology as an undergraduate degree in United Kingdom and am in my third and final year. How do i go about joining and what experience do i require?

Thank you very much for your time

Praksha Patel

Posted by: praksha patel at October 13, 2005 05:21 PM (4tv5W)

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