Immigrant Style

The pResident wants to pay for everything else for Illegals, why not this?

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

With a heavy accent he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

'No,' she says.

'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.'

'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

'I pay you $300.'

'No', she says.

'I pay you $400.'

'No', she says.

So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?'' So she agrees and has sex with him.

They do it in every kind of way ... Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?'

The illegal immigrant replies, 'You send bill to Government!'

H/T to George M.

Posted by: Delftsman3 at 03:20 PM

Comments

1 As for me this post is very much interesting for many people

Posted by: writing help at July 07, 2011 12:32 AM (z5kkW)

2 This is a good subject to talk about. Usually when I find stuff like this I stumble it. I don't think this would be the best to submit though. I will be sure to submit something else though.

Posted by: Dalton Medellin at April 24, 2012 03:18 PM (YK98q)

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