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It's a nursing home situation and Sadie sees a new guy.
Sadie: I haven't seen you before. Where have you been? New Guy: Actually, I've been in jail for the last 25 years. Sadie: Really, what were you in jail for? New Guy: Killing my wife. Sadie: So you're single!H/T to MickySolo
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