Doctors Orders, Sweetheart!
Seems that Dr. Karen Weatherby carried out a five year study in Germany on the health effects that ogling a nice set of mammary glands can have on old dogs like me.
Her conclusion?: a ten minute ogle at a womans breasts is as healthy as a half hour workout in the gym. She stated that a "few minutes a day could cut the risk of stroke and heart attack almost in half", and that by "consistantly engaging in this practice, an average man could extend his life by as much as five years"! "There is NO question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier".
So the next time you want to go out on the town for a night of leering with the boys at the local "gentleman's club", just tell your wife that your doing it to improve your health and longevity. (Hmmm, I wonder if this could be considered as a medical expense by my HMO....)
UPDATE: Per request of one of my favorite citizens, I added something just for her under the fold.
Hope You like Yul Brenner, Lady H. This is one of ONLY two nude photographs ever taken of him.
And here is a little something that seems to have hit you know who's hot buttons.
Never let it be said that I don't respond to commenters requests!
Posted by: Delftsman3 at
04:11 PM
Comments
1
Anybody do a followup study? Sounds kinda suspicious to me...:-)
Posted by: Xystus at April 26, 2006 02:34 AM (hIkmQ)
2
Probably not, Woody.
Of course, little Woody's reaction could be rather interesting HAHAHAHA.
RWR
Posted by: rightWingRocker at April 27, 2006 04:17 PM (pelZL)
3
Hey D!
What about us heterosexual women? lol
Posted by: Lady Heather at April 29, 2006 10:12 AM (0DWeb)
4
Buy DuPont stock!
Nothing wrong with it - returns buy lots of schweeeeeet tuna!
;-)
Posted by: Radical Redneck at May 05, 2006 05:59 AM (aTRnu)
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