Joke of the Day

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy, an American guy, a n old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red ha! nd print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the d! ark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.

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Posted by: Delftsman3 at 03:22 PM

Comments

1 Thanks for grabbing this from GuyK! I needed that slap! ;-D

Posted by: chrys at March 13, 2006 12:17 AM (7vS23)

2 That's a seriously funny joke. Thanks, Delfts.

Posted by: Rhiain at March 26, 2006 03:54 PM (pj0RO)






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