Just a couple quick ones
An elderly couple were attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says " I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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Four Catholic Mothers
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hardbodied, well hung, Male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God...."
Posted by: Delftsman3 at 08:26 PM
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