The Barber
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
a dozen roses waiting for him at his door Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and
"Becoming more successful". Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
Posted by: Delftsman3 at 05:49 PM
Comments
1
*falls down giggling* That is absolutely hilarious and true. Thanks Delftsman, I needed a laugh.
Posted by: Alli at August 16, 2005 01:16 AM (tfvPu)
2
Only a dozen lined up? Great joke. I borrowed it and referenced your site for it. Thanks.
Posted by: Woody at August 16, 2005 10:49 AM (t7ur8)
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