December 18, 2005
O hits another one out of the park
Odysseus once again weilds the Cluebat of Logic and Rightous Anger™; this time the subject of his rant is the outrageous lack of substantive actions against Iran in the face of the public statements of it's elected President concerning Israel and the Holocaust, and it's open race to become a nuclear power.
As I've said before, NOBODY weilds the Cluebat™ more effectively than Odysseus does. He should be considered a national asset. Update: On the post above, I left a comment responding to another commenter that had asked, in essence, why we blame the democrats for the administrations seeming lack of a responce to events in Iran, when Republicans hold both chambers and the White House. I put forth the idea that the CONSTANT partisan screeds/memes aimed at every action President Bush has taken in the last 5 years may be one (large) part of the reason why the response has been lackluster. I furthur contended that the Democrats still hold the power with the MSM, and that the media is the single greatest influance on public opinion. I contend that, taking Iraq as an example, the media has either chosen not to report any story favorable to the administration, or has spun an adimitedly bad event in such a way as to make it even worse, with the blame being placed at President Bush's feet. Here is an example of non-reporting...ever hear of Paul Ray Smith? He is the first, and so far ONLY winner of the CMH in the occupation of Iraq. The ONLY news entity to report on the presentation of the award ceremony was CBS, and even with them, it was only deemed worthy as a one time sound bite, and was only shown because the viewers chose it from among three options. (guess CBS miscalculated the public's interest when they provided the option..) Every war needs it's heroes. War is a desperate, dirty business that requires the full support of the public at home, if it has a chance of being successful, and honoring heroes is a part of maintaining that public support at the levels needed, like it or not, thats a fact of life. By not allowing any heroes to be widely acknowledged, the MSM is helping to choke off that support when it is most critcally needed....and I believe that this is being conciously done in furthurance of a partisian (Democratic) agenda.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 09:41 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Santa Clause
The Lady of the Citidal, Mamamontezz, hasn't been posting too much in the last several months; and thats a real shame, because she has a rare talent for writing and/or finding really great subjects to post about (discounting when she is in her Domme mode).
She had a discussion with the Princess last night about Santa Clause. The Princess is one of those rare 11 year olds that still have a fervent belief in Santa Clause; MamaM tried to tell her how Santa is the ideal in all of us, and that we are each Santa to someone else. The princess still isn't sure about all of this existential thinking, and still harbors a belief in a jolly old elf with an elven factory and reindeer housing facility in one of the colder regions of the world. When Mamamontezz got to work, she found an e-mail in her inbox that demonstrates the reality of Santa from one of her friends, and promptly added it as a post on her blog. Please go there now and read it...just be sure to have a hankie ready.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 07:25 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Age is a State of Mind(lessness?)
Todays humor courtesy of the one and only Catfish:
A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed,hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave,
presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties). The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?" <><><><><><><>
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the
doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times!" <><><><><><><>
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says,
"I feel just like a new-born baby." "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
"Yep No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. <><><><><><><>
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a
new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly. The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
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December 17, 2005
A Candidate Emerges....
Seems that Catfish has already decided on his Presidential candidate for 2008:
Here we are already discussing the future President of the UnitedStates in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure
that once you know who I'm for, you will also agree. For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution:
It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope
yours as well, is a very special Lady that has all the answers to our problems.
PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment....
MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Very eloquently put............don't you think?
Maxine on "Driver Safety"
"I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... Maxine on "Life"
"Life is like an oven. It burns my ass!" Maxine on "Housework"
"I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." Maxine on "Lawn Care"
"The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." Maxine on "The Perfect Man"
"All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." Maxine on "Technology Revolution"
"My idea of rebooting is ickingsomebody in the butt twice." Maxine on "Aging"
"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you .... she's the perfect candidate."
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Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency after middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche han a Kia
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you may be dead.! (So true!)
~~~~~
If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, your belly button will fall off. Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you? So don't forget, November 2008: VOTE FOR MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
There's no one better for the job!!! Paid for by the Maxine for President Committee
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December 16, 2005
Patriotic Balls
ONLY Catfish could come up with a link that proves that you can be patriotic by playing with your balls!
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The Plan
Ny friend Catfish has led a hard life....and interesting life but a hard one nonetheless.
As with many such people, he has a talent to cutting through the BS and cutting to the coe of a problem. He e-mailed me The Plan to solve a great many of our woes.....could it relly be so simple? Okay, here's the plan:"Back off and let men marry men, women marry women, and totally legalize abortion."""In three generations, there will be no Democrats!!!"""..... I love it when a plan comes together!"The only problem I see is the turmoil the rest of us will have to endure for those three generations....could we survive it?
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Iraqi's rebuild their government, one blue finger at a time!
Odysseus has a great post on the historic election that occurred in Iraq today, from the perspective of one who was there at the first election last year.
He explains just what it means to theInsurgentsIslamofacists. .....Just WHY can't the MSM get it right? By all account's the turnout in Iraq is nothing short of amazing...apparently, at last count, 11 M out of an electorate of 14 M have voted....if only WE could get such a turnout!(cartoon
stolenborrowed from Lucianne) Drawn by Frank Galasso, one of the best around..(please don't sue me)Posted by: Delftsman3 at 02:14 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
I HATE this guy!..Lucky SOB
Ever wonder what it would be like to expend 850 rounds of 7.62 Nato with ONE trigger pull? (M60/mark43)
Go here and watch a lucky bastard having the time of his life.....it took 1 min and 45 seconds to go through that many rounds btw... When I was with the ---FD (unit withheld for protective reasons), USAR, I was a member of the small arms weapons certification team. It was our responsibility to provide a safe environment for every USAR unit in a three state area to have a safe place to go to requalify with their M16 rifles, .45 sidearms (officers) and the good old Ma Deuce M60 .50 MG. We provided the range, range personell, and ammunition. As anyone familiar with government depts. may be aware, a dept's. budget for the next year is somewhat affected by what they spent in the current year. If you economize, in what would be a responsible manner for a private concern, you are actually penalized by a drop in the next years budget...in other words, what you don't use, you lose. Well, it seemed that we were close to the end of the fiscal year, and due to a change in scheduling, our unit found itself with 5,000 rounds of .50 and 1,000 rounds of .223 ammunition that WOULD have been expended if this change had not occurred, and we would most likely be shorted by that amount in the next year, when we actually were looking for an increase in the TOE, due to an extra two units being added to our schedule then....The Major told the Capt. to "handle it", the Capt., being intelligent, asked the Top to look into what could be done to solve the problem. The Top asked the Primary range crew for suggestions....We told him we would solve the problem, just as long as he didn't ask any probing questions. Seems that the very next day, we had an urgent request for a range requal for a unit that nobody had ever heard of...considered to be "hush-hush"; the unit was to be deployed and their Top wanted to make sure his people had the requisite range time to be "legal" on paper. Upshot of it is, the the primary range crew expended all 6,000 rounds in what was the most enjoyable range experience I have ever had, before they deployed to their favorite adult beverage disbursement establishment. The unit received a 10% increase in their next fiscal budget.
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December 14, 2005
Too Old/Fat for Health Care?
I would ask all those advocating National health care to read this and get a glimpse of the inevitable future of such a program.
There are only a finite resources availible from the public purse, and in the end, as we've seen in every place it's practiced, that financial fact leads to a rationing of services. It begins with long waits for what are now common procedures, and ends with refusal of treatment for those that the state deems unworthy of treatment, whether for age, weight, or other factors. The sad fact is that, with a national heathcare system, there is no private system to fall back on, at least not to the average person that makes less than $1M a year. So if the public systems refuses to treat, you may as well resign your self to an early death, or even worse WISHING for an early death so as to escape the pain you have to endure. Guess WHO will be the first ones complaining about the "unfairness"? Those that promoted such a system in the first place, of course!Posted by: Delftsman3 at 10:41 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Quote of the Day
"The bitterest tears shed over a grave are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone"
~Harriet Beecher StowePosted by: Delftsman3 at 09:58 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
An Education in Cluebatting
Navywxman waxes poetic on communism, and furthur contends that there has never been a TRUE Communist state; that they were all run by Right wing governments.
Go read it to observe a true MOONBAT IDIOTARION in full voice. Odysseus, true to form, gives the MI a righteous Cluebatting of Truth™ in the comments. And he did it with no hyperboly, just clear basic history, something that Navywxman seems to aquire only from the ISWP. You need to go read it. Odysseus does it right. All too often, we on the right resort to outrageous hyperboly and labeling (G-d KNOWS I am guilty of that!), that while enjoyable, and serving as a safety valve against hypertension in the face of lunacy, doesn't really cause the opponent to have a chance to really learn from the exchange. To know that such men of calm and studied reasoning as Odysseus are part of our military command structure really gives me a great feeling of peace, knowing that the troops are in good hands. P.S. yes I KNOW I engaged in just such labeling as I decried in the above, I'M not as eridite, or calm, as Odysseus is.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 07:38 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Recruiting...
I keep hearing that the Armed services are really hurting for recruits; that the unpopularity of the war in Iraq is being demonstrated by the lack of new people being willing to serve...funny thing is, I only read that at Left leaning sites/sources...
Go to the OFFICIAL figures, and it seems that that is just another false meme. Lets see..Nov recruitment figures are out: *The Army reached 105 percent of its recruiting goal with 5,856 recruits.
*The Navy reached 102 percent of its goal with 2,742 recruits.
*The Marine Corps reached 105 percent of its goal with 2,127 recruits.
*The Air Force reached 101 percent of its goal with 2,407 recruits.
These are NEW additions to the services, mind you. More importantly, All of the services have met or exceeded their retention goals as well...in fact, in the Air Force, they have instituted a program giving bonuses to "mid-career" airmen with "superfluous" skills to end their terms early...Yep! sounds like a crisis to me!Posted by: Delftsman3 at 01:56 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
December 13, 2005
Muslim against Muslim?
Hmm There may be a few pockets of sanity left in the Muslim world after all...We'll have to wait and see just how ardent these people are in being willing to risk themselves in protecting Christians from the more radical segments of their faith.
It's kind of like asking the fox to guard the hen house in one sense...but we can never build trust between religious communities without taking some risks, and if these people are sincere, it will be a good first step towards building that trust...Posted by: Delftsman3 at 12:56 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
December 12, 2005
"Tookie" Williams Gets "needled"
I found this little ditty in the comments at the Rott. I took the liberty of reposting it here, as it describes my level of regard for what is about to transpire after midnight tonight perfectly.
Took, Took, Tookie goodbye!
Took, Took, Tookie won’t fry!
The needle that will graze ya,
Will stop yer heart in
San Quentin’s Euthanasia! Took, Took, Tookie’s bombshell!
Took, Took, Tookie’s in hell!
Walk towards the light!
Don’t bother to fight!
Yer asshole will be glowing
Like it’s made of graphite! (dum, dum, dum, dum) Took, Took, Tookie good bye!
Took, Took, Tookie Banzai! ~Sig94 Another commenter also had what I thought what a pretty good suggestion: "Those drugs go in order like this: Sleep, Stop Lungs, Stop Heart." "They need to do a little shell game shuffle to: Stop Lungs. Have smoke break. Stop Heart. Fuck the sleep he’s gone. My, my he apparently shit and pissed himself. What an undignified thing for such a tough guy to do." "Can’t wait for the next Tookie Cookie™" ~ LC Ranger 6Posted by: Delftsman3 at 07:05 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Nuance? Context?
Odysseus has a great post demonstrating the paucity of thought in the Liberal arguement that we evil practioners of common sense just aren't nuanced enough to realize that their standard bearers are really supportive of the war effort and the MEN & WOMEN conducting it in Iraq when they say such things as :
"The idea we're going to win this war is an idea that unfortunately is just plain wrong."--Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean or: "And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the--of--the historical customs, religious customs."--Sen. John Kerry They say that WE take statements "out of context", when it seems to me that THEY have elevated that particular method of "discourse" to an high art form.
In fact, I would contend that a good 80% of what passes for criticism of their opponents methods are really projection of their own sordid methods. I know, how partisan of me. Perhaps....., but partisan or no, it still remains true. It's funny, but one of the best arguments he made was in the comments: "The problem with the Democrats is that they know that their base isn't enough to get them elected to anything, and that they alienate the middle." "The fact is that most Americans want to see us win this war, regardless of how we got there, and anyone who advocates cutting and running will get their fourth point of contact kicked in a general election. By the same token, they have to keep their base mollified because in order to get to that general election, you have to win primaries, and Democratic primary voters are in favor of unilateral pullout, or as we like to call it, surrender." " So, the Democratic leadership walks a tightrope, trying to mollify activists who would rather lose a war than let a Republican have any kind of victory, and moderates who understand the importance of the war and put their country ahead of their party."
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Police Raids...
Kim du Toit, Imperial Firearms Advisor, has an excellant rant on "No Knock" police raids.
I believe that his suggestion that :
Any police department which raids an address not specifically listed on the search warrant should have to pay an immediate, no-appeal spot fine of $5 million to the homeowner, regardless of what transpired during the “raid” ($10 million to the householder’s estate if the householder is killed during the raid).And if law enforcement doesn’t want to pay the fine, then they might not like my alternative: the LEO who fired the killing shot must be charged with premeditated murder, and the supervisor who authorized the raid charged as an accessory.Would be an effective way to cut down on the number of "oops sorry, my bad" cases of police raiding the wrong house. As Kim says,“Extreme measures also require extreme caution.” As a former LEO, I hearily agree with Kim's assesments. Wearing a badge doesn't confer omnipotence in judgement, and that wearer should be held to a higher standard.
We confer great power to that badge holder, and as always, with great power should come great responsibility.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 04:03 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
"Hate" Crimes Legislation
I was reading the paper today when I came across a full page ad saying;
"We were worth more under the law as homosexuals than we are as EX-homosexuals" over a picture of four people that, I presume, were non-practicing gays. It went on to show how the law has turned a blind eye to blatently illegal acts committed by homosexual activist groups, and prosecuted anti-homosexual protestors, even though the protesters had acted lawfully in their actions. Leaving aside wether or not you can ever be an "ex-gay", (that's a WHOLE different conversation!) the fact remains that under the new proposed "hate crimes" legislation, IF it is promulgated, that there will be a tiered system of justice in this country assigning extra emphasis against those that commit crimes against certain minorities just on the basis of a victim being a member of a racial or sexual minority. We have to ask ourselves, do we REALLY want this? Some states have already gont this route, but this legislation would elevate it to the federal level, and in effect make it so that all the states will have to conform to a tiered justice system. My own opinion is that this is one of the most insidious, anti-American, "PC" pieces of crap that has come down the pike. To my mode of thinking, ALL violent crimes are hate crimes; assigning an extra emphasis to some crimes just because the victim happens to belong to a different race or sexual preferrance from the attacker is the epitome of anthesis of the Constitutional ideal of equality under the law. Yes, I am aware that in practical practice, the law has not and IS not always dealt equally with all defendants, but this legislation only serves to codify this inequity, not redress it. Past injustices are not an excuse to codify injustice into the law today. Under the Constitution, the law should be color/sexual preferenceblind; lets work to make that theory the true reality. Contact your Senators NOW, and let them know that if they vote for this type of legislation, that they will be living under it as a private citizen after the next election.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 03:27 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
December 11, 2005
Football as War..
Ever wonder what it would be like if the TCM covered sports the way they do the war in Iraq? Jon Ham wondered the same thing, so he did a report on the Colts - Steeler game using the TSM's war template for reporting.
Here's a quote to whet your appetite:"That score was based on subterfuge and was patently unfair," said one critic, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation by league officials. "It amounted to abuse of opposing players to fool them like that." The final score, by the way, was Colts 26, Steelers 7. (just to rub it in, TNS LOL)
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Indy VS Harlem?
The Onion has a hysterical parody...a football game between the Indianapolis Colts VS the Harlem Globetrotters Football Team. I'm not that much of a sports fan...but that is one game I wouldn't miss!
Walter "Snazzy Wiggles" Malone demonstrating his prowess against the NY Jets. Colts, THUNDER ON! they may be fancy, they may be glib, but they ain't faced NOTHING like the cut o' the Colts jib! H/T to Kiril for the link.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 06:23 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
A Blue Ribbon Joke
An oldie but a goodie via GuyK:
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree. As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt." She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!" She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"Posted by: Delftsman3 at 04:38 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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