Torture Level

Now that cranking up the stereo has been redefined as torture, and we've all been tragically reminded about what this whole "war on terror" is about, I think it's time to codify our official "torture" response. In ascending order of harshness:

Christine Aguilara

Hanson

Pat Boone

Tiny Tim

Roseanne Barr

Yeah, call me barbaric.

Posted by: Ted at 05:16 AM

Comments

1 Pat Boone could make anyone homicidal.

Posted by: Derek at July 08, 2005 11:26 AM (wEVXE)

2 Tiny Tim? That's harsh man, it wouldn't take to many "Tip toe through the tulips" for me to snap and tell you everything.

Posted by: Oorgo at July 08, 2005 01:41 PM (lM0qs)

3 All you'd have to do with me is play a few television commercial jingles. I can't name any or else I'll start singing them for the next 60 days straight and will end up stabbing my eardrums with a letter opener and we certainly can't have advertisements be the last thing my precious ears were able to hear.

*scream*

Posted by: dawn at July 08, 2005 06:08 PM (jFpDX)

4 I actually bought some Tiny Tim albums at a tag sale about 15 years ago. They weren't half bad. The guy was very funny and very sentimental. He did a great interpretation of As Time Goes By.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at July 09, 2005 01:26 AM (dAxz/)

5 And an excellent rendition of Stout Hearted Men.

Posted by: triticale at July 09, 2005 09:18 PM (DkZob)

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