Classic Trashy Movie Titles
I talked about movie stars appearing in less-than-memorable movies, and now I'll list some wonderfully crappy movie titles. Once again these are courtesy of Video Hound's Cult Flicks & Trash Pics.
Also, titles preceded with an asterisk are ones I've seen. I love these kinds of movies, although, to quote the hound: "An inspired title doesn't necessarily ensure an inspired movie." * Assault of the Killer Bimbos Attack of the Killer Refrigerator Avenging Disco Godfather The Beautiful, the Bloody and the Bare * Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens * Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death * Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things * Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters Gore-Met Zombie Chef from Hell * Hillbillys in a Haunted House Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers * I Dismember Momma * I Spit on Your Grave * Mars Needs Women Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars * Pecker Please Don't Eat My Mother Rabid Grannies Rat Pfink a Boo-Boo The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! * Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Satan's Cheerleaders * Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama Three on a Meathook
Posted by: Ted at 08:20 AM
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I've only seen Assault of the Killer Bimbos, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama. I'm just not keeping up...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 20, 2003 10:21 AM (jtW2s)
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Hmm. I've never seen any of these. (Though I do know that Pecker is a John Waters film.)
Hey, I saw Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (and even wrote a song about it) when I was in High School. Does that count?!
Hey, I saw Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (and even wrote a song about it) when I was in High School. Does that count?!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at December 20, 2003 07:43 PM (fRIQH)
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Hubby once saw a cheesy German flick called "The Killer Condoms"... It was literally about condoms that bit your wanker off when you put them on--I think. I was asleep at the time, so you'll have to Google it up for info, but I do know it exists...
--TwoDragons
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at December 21, 2003 01:05 AM (LlHvv)
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Oh cool! You included my all time fave for best trashy B-movie title: "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death".
Yes I did look. Yes I am strange. Quit looking at me like that. ;]
Yes I did look. Yes I am strange. Quit looking at me like that. ;]
Posted by: Ironbear at December 22, 2003 02:00 AM (xBrqg)
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Here's a couple funny titles to look for as well. Zachary Winston Snygg's "The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude", and of course, "Caress Of The Vampire 2: Teenage Foot Ghoul-A-Go-Go".
Posted by: VideoTrash at March 08, 2004 05:26 PM (kC/Mi)
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