Nog

At work, there's a carton of egg nog in the refrigerator. That's normal, the holiday season is upon us.

The expiration date on the carton is December 28th. It's way in the back where it stays coldest.

Due to the massive turnover of the last year, I may be the last person left in the section who knows that it's December 28, 2002.

I have dark fantasies.

Posted by: Ted at 06:19 AM

Comments

1 It's a wonder that carton doesn't walk itself to the nearest trash can ("goodbye, cruel world!"). And I would SO have the same dark fantasies at my workplace, too. Heh. Keep us updated!

Posted by: Dawn at December 05, 2003 06:58 PM (0zfIx)

2 I once found a milk carton in my backpack when cleaning it out for the new school year. It'd been in there for at least three months. But a year-old carton of eggnog--the mind boggles. I'm surprised it hasn't taken over the world yet, really.

Posted by: Tim at December 06, 2003 04:40 PM (LzKRr)

3 It's depressed because it is almost always night and the weather is always cold.

Yours,
Wince

Posted by: Wince and Nod at December 06, 2003 07:57 PM (bCnAV)

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