Only click the link if you have the mental fortitude to deal with strong emotions

The title is one of those "disclaimers" they'd use for schlock horror gore-fests in the 60's and 70's, trying to convince patrons that the movie wasn't the usual cheesy crap (it always was).

I'm using it here because of Kofi Girls, a page full of the UN's ScamMeister Meister Scammer Kofi Annan, all photoshopped out into "average hot babe".

I'll admit it. I screamed and I cried, but I couldn't tear my eyes away. And I laughed. I laughed so hard I think something tore loose inside my skull because now if I shake my head just so I can feel everything sloshing around inside there and I see a pretty little light show out of the corner of one eye.

Also, at the bottom of the page is the best bit:

UN Flag Burning Kits

Coming Soon!

Show your lack of support for the Kyoto Protocol by releasing a small amount of blue flag pollutant into the air. United Nations flag burring kits come with matches flammable accelerant and of course a powder blue United Nations flag.

Thanks to Spoons for pointing this one out (well, it was an ad on his site, which proves ads work I guess).

As an added bonus, now when people ask me if I'm all right because of my odd head shaking, I just smile and say "pretty lights".

Posted by: Ted at 09:26 AM

Comments

1 I plan on showing my support for the Kyoto scam by doing longer burnouts.
GIMME FUEL,GIMME FIRE,GIMME DOUBLE TIRE DESIRE!-Metallica(Rules!)

Posted by: Russ at February 17, 2005 10:21 PM (Y9aSc)

2 Flag burning... in this day and age.

perish the though.

luv ya sweetie.

xxoooooo

Posted by: vadergrrrl at February 17, 2005 10:52 PM (RrY5O)

3 Hey Vadergrrrl, glad to see you're still around, I know you've been crazybusy.

My attitude towards flag burning drives some folks nuts, because I embrace it as one of the most powerful manifestations of our freedom of speech. I hate the act itself and what it's *supposed* to stand for, but the sheer ability to do it is beautiful to me.

Posted by: Ted at February 18, 2005 06:31 AM (blNMI)






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