It might explain the "lurking in shadows" quirk too

My wife noticed I had a stray hair on my head sticking straight out like an antenna, so I was forced to admit that when I was younger I'd been bitten by a radioactive spider. Unfortunately, it wasn't all that radioactive, so instead of being able to shoot webs from my hands, I just get really sweaty palms.

She said it was too bad I didn't get that "eat your mate" habit too.

Posted by: Ted at 05:58 AM

Comments

1 I don't get it.

Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at February 16, 2005 10:55 AM (L3qPK)

2 DAD!

Posted by: Robyn at February 16, 2005 11:23 AM (NiKlM)

3 Tell her that it's usually the female of the species who demonstrate that characteristic.

They don't call them black widows for nothing.

Posted by: GEBIV at February 16, 2005 03:25 PM (YVn2E)






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