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A British scientist has calculated the optimum thickness for a slice of cheese to make the perfect cheese sandwich.
Being the mildly lecherous soul that I am, I'd further suggest that the perfect cheese sandwich would be served by LeeAnn in a french maid outfit with an ice-cold beer and a napkin containing one of her weird and wonderful little artwork discoveries. It is cheese ya know.
Posted by: Ted at 12:21 PM
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Posted by: hln at October 07, 2003 01:55 PM (CWwGn)
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Okay, who blabbed about my French maid outfit?
I bet they didn't mention the whipped cream... now, that's a trade secret.
I bet they didn't mention the whipped cream... now, that's a trade secret.
Posted by: LeeAnn at October 07, 2003 02:37 PM (HxCeX)
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