"A motto to live by--if only babel fish could translate into latin!"
Well, my meaty, woolly and snippy friend, we don't need no steenkin' babel fish, eh? (I do believe I covered most of the Americas in that single sentence).
So "It may suck, but it's my suck" translates into (drumroll please):
Enim Combibo, Solum Mei Combibo!
Translation courtesy of Sunsite and their java-based Latin-English/English-Latin translator. Any and all mangling of grammar is purely my fault (where's John Cleese when you really need him?). Automatically majestic just for being latin.
It reminds me of a bit I saw Buddy Hackett do, where he visited the Pope and asked some embarrassing question. And the Pope replied "Abscondi Obesii Illegitimo", which translates to "Get outta here, you fat bastard".
And I'd be remiss without mentioning Anonymous Kyle and his comment. You have too much time on your hands, amigo. Go count something.