Goodbye Present

My PC at work has programmable function keys, and I have them set up to take me various places like our work systems, Google, Rocket Jones, and so on. Seeing's how the average user in the building isn't very technologically sophisticated, I was thinking that it'd be fun to reprogram the function keys to lead to weird and wonderful places on the internet. I'll leave the important work related ones, but I need some ideas for other destinations.

I was thinking Despair.com to start, but I need your evil suggestions. No porn, this is a work computer.

Posted by: Ted at 07:17 AM

Comments

1 Viking kittens?

Posted by: Tuning Spork at June 15, 2004 12:22 PM (xPu6v)

2 Virtual Bubble Wrap

Poke the Penguin

Milk and Cookies

John Kerry is a Douchebag but I'm Voting for Him Anyway

And the real hint of them all:

WashingtonJobs.com

Posted by: dawn at June 15, 2004 12:55 PM (9B1bj)

3 Whoops -- Milk and cookies is at www.milkandcookies.com.

Posted by: dawn at June 15, 2004 12:56 PM (9B1bj)

4 The dancing hamsters. I'm sure google can find them for you. I'm not going to risk it.

Turn the volume up real loud on the speakers and super glue the knob.

Posted by: Phelps at June 15, 2004 02:49 PM (ipWrx)

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