Are you sick of hearing about Cicadas yet?

After 17 years they suddenly become a huge nuisance. Experts tell us that they're special and we should be nice to them, although they serve no useful purpose. They're noisy as hell, individually screeching until collectively they become an unintelligable droning. The only thing on their mind is sex, after which they disappear again until the next generation comes along.

To sum up, they're teenagers.

Posted by: Ted at 06:44 AM

Comments

1 Sellin' on Ebay for up to $8 each.

Posted by: Anonymous Kyle at May 19, 2004 08:42 AM (blNMI)

2 Ha! Not having had any teenagers, I didn't make that connection...but it makes sense!

Posted by: Victor at May 19, 2004 12:13 PM (L3qPK)

3 Hey! I represent resent that!

Posted by: Mookie at May 19, 2004 08:30 PM (ZjSa7)

4 I mean... Resent! Represent was supposed to have a strike through.. heh

Posted by: Mookie at May 19, 2004 08:31 PM (ZjSa7)

5 Yup, yer right about that "teenager" thing. I just came here from reading yr kid's blog. The last 4 or 5 posts there confirm your statement.

Oh, Mookie, if you're reading this, when I was your age, would have loved to meet you, but having more than 1/2 century on the planet, I, too, think you're one of those weird teens who need controlling. Please don't hurt me.

Besides, I betcha you're one of those cute girls who didn't give guys like me the time of day. Pffthffg!

Posted by: Justthisguy at May 21, 2004 05:46 PM (2TIpR)

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