I Write Like A Girl
Over at Joe Horror, I entered a contest to write a scene from a Nazisploitation movie (a sub-genre of "women in prison" movies, the best known being Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS). My entry was in short story format, and can be seen here. Warning: These movies are sick and chock full o' nudity, rape, torture, humiliation and so on. Needless to say, so is my story, although it is mostly implied. It begins:
Weakened and exhausted, Simone hangs from the ceiling, no longer caring that the heavy iron of the manicles [sic] cuts into the flesh around her wrists.
Anyway... I won!
I loved this comment after my story was posted:
I bet number four was written by a woman. It's well written, and seems to have a genuine feminine touch.
Hear that ladies? I'm in touch with my sensitive side!
Posted by: Ted at
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