I might have paid extra for that

Liz exercised her woman's perogative (translation: she changed her mind) about the dining room set we had selected, but not yet purchased. Her reasoning was sound, and I was gracious and understanding when I found that we would need to go out for more furniture shopping (translation: "Again? Jeez, I thought we... Fine. Whatever. Get your coat. Of course I'm not mad. Am I acting mad? Well, no, I'm not mad.")

We had a good laugh at one store when the saleslady informed us that they offered "midget delivery". I cracked up, knowing that I couldn't have heard that right, and Liz translated the accent for me. "Midget delivery" equals "immediate delivery". Now you know.

Posted by: Ted at 09:39 AM

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1 Honey, I always love visiting you for you are the authority on all things midget!

I was laughing so hard at this for so long I had to link it.

Thanks for the laughs! I hope you, mookie, liz and rachel (?) have a wonderful thanksgiving!

Posted by: michele at November 23, 2006 12:01 PM (M8Syr)

2 This is absolutely gold. I was not expecting that I'd get so much out of reading your write up! You've just earned yourself a returning visitor

Posted by: Efren Hiley at April 13, 2012 06:03 PM (Jc//Y)






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