Why I could never be a lawyer - 2
Chutzpah! With a heaping helping of poetic justice.
Me: So you snuck into the bar to drink even though you were under the legal age. Plaintiff: Yeth. Me: And an older gentleman bought drinks from the bar and gave them to you all night long, so that nobody would find out that you were underage. Plaintiff: Yeth. Me: And you were... let's see... almost three times over the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle when you left the bar. Plaintiff: Yeth. Me: And in the parking lot, you climbed up onto a pickup truck's tailgate, at which point you passed out and fell face first to the pavement. The impact shattered your teeth, lips and gums. Plaintiff: Yeth. Me: Wow- Plaintiff's lawyer: YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT!!! He's going to call my client "stupid". Judge: Sustained. Me: Your honor, "stupid" is a given. However, "graceful" isn't.
Posted by: Ted at 05:31 AM
Comments
Processing 0.0, elapsed 0.0042 seconds.
16 queries taking 0.0035 seconds, 7 records returned.
Page size 3 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.