Aiming is for wimps

Check out this pictorial showing the typical skill-level of the various militias fighting in Monrovia, Liberia. From the introduction:

...use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.

It would be hilarious if it wasn't so deadly serious.

Found at (Wizbang). Thanks for the reminder, Victor!

Posted by: Ted at 04:43 AM

Comments

1 Wizbang, maybe? That's where I saw it this AM.

Posted by: Victor at December 16, 2005 09:32 AM (L3qPK)

2 Thanks.

Posted by: Ted at December 16, 2005 09:46 AM (blNMI)

3 Dude, I stole that link from Simberg a whole day before Wizbang got it, and you give him the link? Sheesh. Your crony status is in peril...

Posted by: buckethead at December 16, 2005 11:28 AM (ztNrs)

4 What's worse, buckethead, is that I stole the link from Acidman -- but I gave him credit.

J.

Posted by: Jay Tea at December 16, 2005 02:07 PM (Rfqkp)

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