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There's a small resort island in the Philippines called Boracay. They've been voted the "Best Beach in the World". If you ever go, there's a bar there called the Hobbit House. All the waiters and waitresses are midgets. Stop by, have a drink and since you're there, ask for the owner. When you meet him, tell him "Ted says hey".

His name is Paul. He's my best friend.

Posted by: Ted at 07:14 PM

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1 Wow!Bora Cay looks like a really cool spot.Normally I'm a Bahamas man but I think I could adapt.Number one thing on my list to do if I hit the Powerball?Buy all of the private island(s)that I can afford.Tropical prefered but options are open.

Posted by: Russ at November 17, 2005 01:39 AM (ObxzR)

2 Is that "best friend" as in it will get us a free drink, or thrown out on our ear?

Actually, that place does look pretty amazing. If I hit the lottery, and if Nic can get over her fear of flying, maybe we'll have to take a road trip...

Posted by: Victor at November 17, 2005 06:04 AM (l+W8Z)

3 You're kidding us, right?!!! HH's owner is your best friend?

When I lived in RP (Rep. of the Philiphines) I went to Boracay for an overnight stay. Beautiful doesn't cover that island - raw paradise does. But I didn't believe it when they told me about the midgets. I felt sooooo tall when I went to see for myself. Small world.

Posted by: Michele at November 17, 2005 03:11 PM (etwyR)

4 So is this going to be the start of a new 6 degrees of separation from Ted? You know the one that we'll claim were friends of Paul 'cause we know Ted? Will that get us free drinks the next time I'me there?

Posted by: michele at November 17, 2005 03:15 PM (DPFIK)

5 ROFLMAO Oh man, that's just too freakin' cool.

Yep, I'm serious. Paul was best man at my wedding, and he's Godfather to two of my kids.

Posted by: Ted at November 17, 2005 05:21 PM (+OVgL)

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