Mergers I'd like to see

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. to become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers to become:

Poly, Warner, Cracker

3M to merge with Goodyear to become:

MMMGood

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining to become:

ZipAudiDoDa

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers to become:

Fairwell Honeychild

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants to become:

Poupon Pants

Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women to become:

Knott NOW

Posted by: Ted at 06:40 AM

Comments

1 THAT WAS HORRIBLE!

Posted by: Robyn at March 08, 2004 04:21 PM (gWcjd)

2 Unfortunately, neither Honeywell Computers or Fairchild Electronics exist any more.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 08, 2004 10:20 PM (kOqZ6)

3 Nor does the Fuller Brush Compasny, I suspect.

Okay, I can't resist:
Mechanics & Farmers merges with Dell Computers and becomes Farmers & the Dell! Wasn't funny? Huh?! *slinks away*

Okay, GE meets PETA to form GETA: General Execution of Tasty Animals?

I got nuthin'...

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 09, 2004 12:19 AM (DIiaN)

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