Things Mookie has learned in college

1. There are about 1/2 ton of termites living for each human being on the planet.

2. Termites fart.

3. Farting releases methane.

4. Methane is a greenhouse gas.

5. Therefore, killing termites can stop global warming.

(Chemistry in Context: Applying Chemistry to Society, 4th edition, page 125)

Hand me that aerosol can of bug spray, would you?

Posted by: Ted at 08:54 AM

Comments

1 By coincidence, I have a termite inspection coming up in a couple of weeks. I'll ask the guy if he spots the little bastards by their flatulence.

Posted by: CGHill at October 15, 2005 03:55 PM (tEfsQ)

2 DDT!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 16, 2005 11:20 AM (QriEg)

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