I'm stealing the whole thing

Velociman:

TOYING WITH MY TICKER
I saw in a flyer today where Walgreen's is selling a personal defibrillator for
$1,495. Please. My coinhabitants of this hovel can't even put their dirty socks in the hamper. And I'm going to let them put the paddles to my heart? I don't fucking think so.
I am a fan of 911. Call it. Let the professionals revive me. You? Stay the fuck away from me, with those paddles.

Velociworld is full of brilliance like this.

Posted by: Ted at 05:06 AM

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1 I think this is one of my favorite posts of his. I sent it to my Dad. It just seemed like something he would write.

Posted by: Bou at August 03, 2005 10:03 PM (5JHEt)

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