March 23, 2004
My Apology In Advance
I'm not normally a "bathroom" blogger, but it seems to me that if you're rattling around in a stall to get one of those sanitary seat protectors perfectly placed, and when you finally sit down noises emerge that come straight from a Lovecraft novel, then the last thing you'd want circling your nether regions is flammable tissue paper.
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Frecce Tricolori - the Italian Precision Flying Team
These guys are the Italian version of the Blue Angels, Thunderbirds, or Red Arrows. But whereas the Angels and such are known for precise machine-like maneuvers, the Italians have flair and panache.
On this page, maneuver #5 is the closest to the 'Pierced Heart' routine which resulted in the disaster at Flugtag. The difference being that the solo plane which breaks from the pack at the top of the split is shown flying off to the left. In the 'Pierced Heart', this plane did the same arc as the rest of the planes, but heading directly away from the crowd. As he came down towards the meet with the rest of the planes, he crossed over the top of the other nine planes and flew directly over the crowd at low altitude. Pretty spectacular. At Flugtag, that aircraft clipped two of the other planes and broke apart, plowing into the spectators in a giant fireball. The same modified maneuver is titled "Big Apple (figure 3)", and no mention is made of the "Pierced Heart" routine. You can see all of the related Flugtag posts here.Posted by: Ted at 06:18 AM | Comments (33) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Other side of the coin
I've had a few naughty links lately (and more to come, I'm sure), so to even things out a little bit, I present an extensive gallery of links to Religious Art.
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Tenuous Link
I have almost 20 years of experience working with the Model 204 Database Management System, aka M204. It's strengths are extreme flexibility coupled with excellent security features and blazing speed when working with massive databases. Here's a link to a recent press release about the product, and below an email I got:
Dear Model 204 User, I wanted to draw your attention to a new press release posted on our Web site. Centrelink of Australia, one of the world's largest users of Model 204, has just signed an agreement with CCA allowing them to use Model 204 throughout their enterprise for at least the next ten years; that is at least until the year 2014. This is very exciting news not only to all of us here at CCA, but to the entire Model 204 customer base. It means that after 20 years of use at Centrelink, Model 204 continues to be the best product on the market to meet their ever-changing and ever-growing needs -- needs which are very likely similar to your own. Centrelink originally chose Model 204 back in 1983 because it was the only product that could meet their performance and capacity requirements. Since that time their requirements have grown dramatically. What started out as a traditional database system with just a few thousand online users now services over 24,000 internal users and over 6 million customers over the Internet and Interactive Voice Response systems. They now run the fourth largest information and technology network in Australia and are still growing. With Model 204, they have been able to meet every new challenge, while integrating new technologies as they come to market.This is the kind of application that would make Oracle do the 'dead bug'. The tenuous link is that the company I work for had the original contract to optimize the Australian databases, way back in the 1980's. When I first hired on, I was hoping to be assigned to that contract. Computer-wise, newer is not always better.
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March 22, 2004
Drivers Wanted
Once again, NASA presents a sweet way to teach a little science.
Drive one of the Mars Rovers. Note that this isn't the same link I posted before (Maestro), this is all new coolness.Posted by: Ted at 08:05 PM | Comments (35) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Ramstein Flugtag '88
Introduction
I first mentioned the Flugtag Airshow disaster here, and have had three military guys who were on the scene find Rocket Jones via Google searches. I've been doing further research on it, and have discovered that it's still discussed occasionally on internet Newsgroups. I've seen posts in German, Polish, Italian and English in various places. There is even a Yahoo group devoted to the disaster and those affected by it. I'm hoping to build a web page dedicated to Flugtag, but until I get time to do that, I'm going to post gathered information here. Check the extended entry, and I'll announce updates as they happen. There are a lot of links I have to put in, so things will be tweaked and added for a while. If you're a new visitor to Rocket Jones, you can click on the link immediately below ("Light this candle...") to see the rest of this article. You can also click on the little "Flugtag '88" link at the very bottom of this post to see all Flugtag-related articles.Posted by: Ted at 01:58 AM | Comments (45) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Crash Site Map
This excellent diagram provided by Gordon Tatro.
(in the extended entry) Diagram copyright 2004, Gordon Tatro. All permissions granted for non-commercial use.Posted by: Ted at 01:55 AM | Comments (32) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Crash Site Pictures - 1
These are the first three of 21 pictures taken and scanned by Gordon Tatro. For an overview of the crash scene and picture orientation, see the crash site map.
(pictures in the extended entry) All pictures copyright 2004, Gordon Tatro. All permissions granted for non-commercial use.Posted by: Ted at 01:54 AM | Comments (33) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Crash Site Pictures - 2
These are the second set of three of 21 pictures taken and scanned by Gordon Tatro. For an overview of the crash scene and picture orientation, see the crash site map.
(pictures in the extended entry) All pictures copyright 2004, Gordon Tatro. All permissions granted for non-commercial use.Posted by: Ted at 01:52 AM | Comments (36) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Crash Site Pictures - 3
These are the third set of three of 21 pictures taken and scanned by Gordon Tatro. For an overview of the crash scene and picture orientation, see the crash site map.
(pictures in the extended entry) All pictures copyright 2004, Gordon Tatro. All permissions granted for non-commercial use.Posted by: Ted at 01:50 AM | Comments (32) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Crash Site Pictures - 4
These are the fourth set of three of 21 pictures taken and scanned by Gordon Tatro. For an overview of the crash scene and picture orientation, see the crash site map.
(pictures in the extended entry) All pictures copyright 2004, Gordon Tatro. All permissions granted for non-commercial use.Posted by: Ted at 01:48 AM | Comments (32) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Crash Site Pictures - 5
These are the fifth set of three of 21 pictures taken and scanned by Gordon Tatro. For an overview of the crash scene and picture orientation, see the crash site map.
(pictures in the extended entry) All pictures copyright 2004, Gordon Tatro. All permissions granted for non-commercial use.Posted by: Ted at 01:46 AM | Comments (34) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Crash Site Pictures - 6
These are the sixth set of three of 21 pictures taken and scanned by Gordon Tatro. For an overview of the crash scene and picture orientation, see the crash site map.
(pictures in the extended entry) All pictures copyright 2004, Gordon Tatro. All permissions granted for non-commercial use.Posted by: Ted at 01:44 AM | Comments (32) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Crash Site Pictures - 7
These are the seventh and final set of three of 21 pictures taken and scanned by Gordon Tatro. For an overview of the crash scene and picture orientation, see the crash site map.
(pictures in the extended entry) All pictures copyright 2004, Gordon Tatro. All permissions granted for non-commercial use.Posted by: Ted at 01:42 AM | Comments (32) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Flugtag Airshow Disaster Links
The Ramstein Flugtag Memorial pages. Check out their links page for many more resources.
The Flugtag88 Yahoo Group. A Psyche debrief from the American Psychiatric Association, titled Debriefing Following Trauma. The Ramstein Flugtag is used as a case study in post-trauma counselling. A Christian relates 3 stories about God in his life, one of which is related to the Flugtag Airshow.Posted by: Ted at 01:32 AM | Comments (33) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
More Flugtag photos
Courtesy of Airliners.net, links to photographs of the actual mid-air collision and results. Thanks to Gordon Tatro for locating these.
Note: Clicking the below links will take you to Airliners.net. If you see a picture of a passenger jet head on, click your browser refresh button. Use your browser Back button to return here. The solo pilot tried to avoid a crash against the control tower by pulling over the two groups. Instead he crashed into them. The solo pilot's #10 plane arcs along its fateful path towards the crowd as the leader and a wingman impact on the far side of the runway.The Frecce Tricolore solo display aircraft, still moving directly towards the crowd at show center.
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March 21, 2004
Senior Moment
Saturday night I was watching the Capitals game on TV, and saw that they had a bunch of former Caps there. They were celebrating 30 years of the Caps or something, and I thought to myself "Man, that would've been cool to see."
Then it dawned on me, Mookie and I were supposed to go to that game. Victor, Nic, and anyone else too polite to mention our no-show, sorry about that. It was just one of those complete and total blank moments.Posted by: Ted at 10:11 PM | Comments (34) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Rocketing Around the Blogosphere
Some you may know, some may be new to you. Enjoy.
Remember a few weeks ago when Tuning Spork and StMack held their First Annual InterMunuvian Trivia Death Match and Pizza Demolition (or some such title), I asked a question of StMack, two questions actually, about the most expensive spice in the world (saffron, which he got right), and the second most expensive (vanilla, which he didn't know - go me). The point? I forget... Some silly billies in Tennessee want to pass a law making it illegal for homosexuals to live in their county. Which county? Why, the same one that wanted to outlaw the teaching of evolution. Makes perfect sense to me, since evolution obviously doesn't apply there. Ably covered over at Classical Values, Norbizness, SilverBlue and Alphecca. Y'all go'way now, y'heer? DUSTBURY! That's what I meant to say earlier about the saffron and... He gives the reason for the rising costs of vanilla and background and analysis and, and- Ever get into something that you couldn't get out of? Yeah, like the paragraph above. Move along, nothing to see here... I shall distract you with Babes with Guns. Courtesy of the Flea. Mother Earth almost caught a rock. Read the details over at the Ministry of Minor Perfidy. And if that wasn't serious enough for you, check out this bit about voting over at Anticipatory Retaliation. When I take pictures of my dogs, their eyes get that weird demon-possessed glow. Someone once told me it's because of the way a dog eye is constructed. So if humans had that same thing happen, how would camera's be different? Once again, I digress, but this time I remember my point, which has to do with dogs, dogs in pictures, and cameras! Go visit Two Nervous Dogs, firstly because she has a sweet demon-possessed doggie on her banner, and secondly because she stalks the neighborhood at night to document her neighbors Christmas decorations. Which are still up and running. Random Nuclear Strikes celebrate St. Patrick's Day as only the nuclear-armed can. Staying militaristic - sorta - over at Texas Best Grok we get a rundown on his extended visit aboard the USS Lexington aircraft carrier, now open as a floating naval museum. Three parts, too cool. The synergist in Michele emerged with this brilliant fusion of two blockbuster movies of the year. I shall mention here that I've been watching a live taped performance of Jezebel Diary, courtesy of Mr. Helpful. Now I can say I knew them before they were huge. Rock on! Starhawk (who annoys me by living in Houston where they're having beautiful weather at the moment) posts about a new VIP member of the Dead Poet's Society. Say Uncle is pondering blog slogans, and he's got some good ones there. He also has an interesting link about computer security and how to Google up passwords. Wanna know why the US military kicks butt? Because of ideas like this. A mortar shell that you fire high over the battlefield, where it deploys a parachute and hangs there, transmitting a battlefield picture from the camera in it's nose. Nic posted a very good piece about misfits in the workplace. We have a couple in our company, probably everyone does. I once had one as my contract supervisor, and though I only saw him once a month, my client hated him. He had zero people skills. One day our Vice President said to me "He's the type of guy you lock in a room and let him do great things." But for heaven's sake don't let him interact with the paying customers. Thanks to H.D. Miller of Travelling Shoes for pointing up this little bit of scholarly research. An Iraqi professor collected data about graffitti on the streets of post-Saddam Bagdhad. Interesting and enlightening. All right, that's where my notes run out.Posted by: Ted at 12:29 PM | Comments (36) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold
This one was on Showtime Beyond late last night. I needed something like this movie, because I'd just watched the Caps/Thrashers hockey game, and it was the worst possible result - a tie. Why was that bad? Well, the Thrashers goalie, Numinem, is on my fantasy hockey team, so a win would've been welcomed. A win by the Caps would've been welcomed. Instead we got a tie. Blech. To be fair, it was a fun game to watch. Anyways, I tried to not let my disgust with the hockey game color my movie review.
This movie is horribly, tragically, pathetically bad. The acting is laughable, the characters are one-dimensional, and the plot is simplistic and childish. In other words: so far, so great! Victor and Nic will be interested in the presence of a lab rat who advances the plot in a big way. As Victor says, the presence of rat automatically makes this great cinema. To be truthful, the rats are actually someone in giant rat costumes, but it's at least as realistic as Alf was. It also helps to have a 60' tall naked blonde with lines like "Help me, I'm huge." Yes dear, you certainly are. She's horny too, which reminds me of the Tubes lyric:She left me there though I tried and triedSpecial effects
A fifty-foot woman's never satisfied.
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March 20, 2004
non-Launch Report
Well, we drove to Culpeper, and things weren't looking good. Flags were standing straight out from the poles, and despite the weatherman calling for 'diminishing winds', the trees were whipping around pretty good.
When we pulled up into the field, there were a total of four vehicles there. Not good at all. Nothing was set up to launch, it was just too much wind. So we visited with some rocket friends we haven't seen in a while, and talked about new projects and 'EX' rocketry. 'EX' is a part of rocketry where you actually make your own solid propellant motors. You take the various chemicals and additives and mix it up like you would a cake, following a recipe, and you wind up with a slug of homemade rocket propellant. It's similar to the process that Homer Hickam and the Rocket Boys did in the movie October Sky. I've never done 'EX', and although it fascinates me I don't know if I ever will. It would certainly be a royal pain to get the permits where I currently live. Maybe someday, but for now I'm satisfied with buying and flying the commercial stuff. Ken, the owner of Performance Hobbies was showing off this neat little beastie. It was a 3" diameter rocket, completely built of carbon fiber veil. Very light and incredibly strong. In fact, the rocket was built to take a 3" motor, meaning that this ~5lb rocket was designed for a motor that can lift 150lb rockets. I have no idea what the max speed would be, but I don't think mach 2+ would be out of the question. We've got the cell phone number of one of the guys who'll be there tomorrow. We'll call in the morning and see what it looks like before heading down again. It's supposed to rain tonight, and today was supposed to be the better weather day. Oh well, Mookie and I had a nice day together, and we got to visit with friends. Not at all a wasted day.Posted by: Ted at 02:16 PM | Comments (34) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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