The Ann Coulter Beaver Shot
So Ann Coulter's Time magazine photo is all the controversy. So I FINALLY find the pic every one is talking about, but I have to scroll up to see it.
First, the feet: Good Lord!! Do those belong to the Wicked Witch of the West or What? I'll grant that Coulter has big feet, but come-on! Either Coulter and Shaq where the same shoe size or these photos are seriously distorted. Anyway, as I said, I'm scrolling up to see the photos. Next come the ankles and shins:
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Denied!! Freaking pervs. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.... Anyway, I wouldn't have given it a second look had it actually been the money shot. A first look, yes...but not a second one. Hey, Rusty is a gentleman if nothing else!! And I find a demure chick more sexy than a slutty one any day. Anyway, it just kinda goes downhill from there. The face shot is pretty bad. Coulter is a wee bit on the thin side anyway, but that photo is eerily scare-crowish! I agree with John Hawkins that Ann is still pretty hot. But this is the real sultry shot. The shot that says, "Yeah I've made out with all the top conservative writers like Dinesh D'Souza. Jealous?" YES! You think she's ready to move from dating print writers to, say, bloggers? Just asking. Jeez! And that quote!! The quote just exudes sexuality. There's nothing sexier than a blonde pontificating on the merits of thermonuclear war!! I'm serious. This is not a joke. Anyway, Plains Feeder runs the photo through some fancy thingy or another to come up with a much more flattering photo here. Kevin Aylward has a real candid shot of Ann that's pretty flattering. But before you decide to give me a ring, Ann, you should know I'm happily married to my wife of 12 years, Nancy. But you cold do me a little favor. How about teaching her some of those dirty-dirty words? You know like, "send in the national guard" (yeah baby) or "liberals are either traitors or idiots" (that's what I like to hear) or "it would be fun to nuke them" (that's right) or my favorite and the all time sexiest sentence ever to come from your lips, "We need to execute people like John Walker Lindh in order to physically intimidate liberals." (yowza!!) Excuse me. I suddenly feel the urge to break out the candles, some exotic oils, and that copy of The Day After that just sets the mood just right. If you came looking for the Ann Coulter beaver shot you should be ashamed of yourself. But aren't the quotes much much dirtier?
Comments
Posted by: actus at April 18, 2005 09:56 PM (0HUw1)
Posted by: Carlos at April 18, 2005 10:20 PM (paKD6)
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 18, 2005 10:50 PM (FV4oJ)
We should encourage this type of balance in the blogosphere. It would also be interesting to see how radical feminists react to discussions about their beavers.
Posted by: Interested-Participant at April 19, 2005 12:05 AM (ywZa8)
Posted by: A Finn at April 19, 2005 02:48 AM (cWMi4)
Posted by: traderrob at April 19, 2005 07:46 AM (3al54)
Now, if Hillary whiped out her ding dong and started smackin people around with it, that would be cool.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 19, 2005 07:48 AM (yBHNA)
Posted by: Mr. K at April 19, 2005 08:16 AM (oJgrW)
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 19, 2005 08:27 AM (x+5JB)
I've got a good recipe for bitch meat too. You stick a cork in their ass and an apple in their mouth and slow cook 'um on the smoker.
Posted by: greg at April 19, 2005 08:50 AM (/+dAV)
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 19, 2005 09:14 AM (x+5JB)
Let your freak flag fly brother!
Posted by: greg at April 19, 2005 09:18 AM (/+dAV)
Posted by: Copper at April 19, 2005 11:19 AM (Hr/Cl)
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 19, 2005 12:52 PM (x+5JB)
Posted by: Confederate Yankee at April 19, 2005 04:55 PM (L1Pk8)
Posted by: McCoy at April 20, 2005 12:39 AM (WcWV3)
Posted by: Carlos at April 20, 2005 08:04 AM (tFXpR)
Posted by: greg at April 20, 2005 08:25 AM (/+dAV)
Posted by: greg at April 20, 2005 09:22 AM (/+dAV)
Change "anemic" to "anorexic".
Posted by: greg at April 20, 2005 01:22 PM (/+dAV)
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 20, 2005 06:34 PM (FV4oJ)
Posted by: Kate at April 21, 2005 10:30 PM (i/3r7)
Posted by: reene at April 21, 2005 10:46 PM (pO1tP)
Posted by: Kate at April 21, 2005 11:22 PM (9pp7Q)
Posted by: Can'tstandthebitch at April 24, 2005 02:11 PM (OWW3T)
Posted by: mike mora at May 16, 2005 12:35 PM (lXov6)
Further proof of Republican repressed homosexuality (did we need any more?).
She hangs out at the same bar as Jeff Gannon, Dave Drier and Karl Rove.
GOP = Gays on Parade.
(not that there is anyhting wrong with that if they weren't so self-loathing)
Posted by: dtownla at September 22, 2005 10:42 AM (zFDGN)
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