Dear Karen

Karen? My parents considered naming me Kate, but never Karen.

Dear Karen,

We've missed you! You haven't placed an order with us in a little while, and we want to make sure that we don't loose touch with you.

No, you wouldn't want that. Loosers!
For a limited time only, we are offering you the opportunity to enjoy $10 off your next order if it's delivered before Saturday August 23th 2003.
Before the 23th, huh? I'll make a note of that.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 12:38 AM

Comments

1 Hmm...looks like you got an email intended for (one of) my sister(s)....

Posted by: Susie at August 16, 2003 01:03 AM (Avj/J)

2 So... How many sisters named Karen do you have?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 16, 2003 01:05 AM (jtW2s)

3 LOL--only one Karen, but four sisters... but that's not important right now...Bill C.'s Missus, Alice, is having a Sexiest Male Blogger contest, and I nominated you-- but the kicker is she needs a picture...have you got one posted anywhere?

Posted by: Susie at August 16, 2003 01:56 AM (Avj/J)

4 I don't really keep pictures of myself around... I can give you a picture of my nephew Lionel. Oh, here's one. Taken while I was setting up servers at the new office.

I'm the little green lizard clinging to the monitor. It's hard to type when you're only eight inches long.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 16, 2003 02:32 AM (jtW2s)

5 How many guys did Susie nominate?

Karen Pixy, when did you move me to "Blogfriends" status? Awww...thanks. :-)

Posted by: Jennifer at August 16, 2003 04:06 AM (3ZCRn)

6 how come the strikeout doesn't work in comments? now i look like a bigger tard than normal.

Posted by: Jennifer at August 16, 2003 04:07 AM (3ZCRn)

7 There you go, Jennifer. All striked out.

Only now they don't format properly... Fix fix...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 16, 2003 04:42 AM (jtW2s)

8 Yay!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 16, 2003 04:43 AM (jtW2s)

9 Yay!

Posted by: Jennifer at August 16, 2003 05:24 AM (3ZCRn)

10 But now the link to the picture doesn't work....(or maybe it never did...don't ask me, I've been having a harrowing day in the Technology Free™ Zone....)

Posted by: Susie at August 16, 2003 12:27 PM (Avj/J)

11 Hmm... Fiddle fiddle... Fixed!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 16, 2003 02:29 PM (jtW2s)

12 Dear Karen,

I am an official of the Federal Government of Nigeria civil service. Serving as an officer of the Contract Review Panel (CRP). A panel set up by the Government to investigate and verify all debts owed to the Nations foreign contractors.


I have therefore been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to liaise with you. We want to ask you for your assistance in a project that demands your unflinching trust and confidentiality.


The transaction is a 100% legal, being that all aspects of bureaucratic protocol will be observed in the pursuance of a successful conclusion and finalization of the project.

Posted by: triticale at August 17, 2003 06:02 AM (yf38V)






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