Hail Empress Condi

Her Imperial Highness, Condi, has declared war on Saint Helena, Saint Kitts and Nevis (is that in Scotland?), Saint Lucia, Saint Pierre and Miquelon (sounds French. Good call, Condi), Saint Vincent and the Grenadines (sounds like a really lousy band. Paging Dave Barry...), Samoa, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe (are they anything like The Captain and Tenille? If so, they deserve it.), Saudi Arabia (our friends!), Senegal, Serbia and Montenegro (seems rather pointless), Seychelles (she shells Seychelles from off the sea shore), Sierra Leone, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia (are you trying to tell me that Slovakia and Slovenia are two different countries?), Solomon Islands, Somalia (another pointless exercise), South Africa, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands (at least the troops won't go hungry), Spain (hang on, Spain?), Spratly Islands (whatly islands?), Sri Lanka (where the tea comes from), Sudan (and Coupe as well), Suriname, Svalbard (and his half-brother Aethelbard), Swaziland (perhaps because it sounds like you-know-who-land), Sweden (commies had it coming!), Switzerland (see Sweden), and last but probably least, Syria.

Yes, it's another In My World by Frnak, but I'm not linking to him right now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:04 AM

Comments

1 What the hell did I do?

Posted by: Frank J. at August 07, 2003 12:02 PM (+wPKi)

2 I'm not sure, but I'll think of something.

Posted by: PixyMisa at August 07, 2003 01:07 PM (LBXBY)

3 I'm informed that I'm not linking to you because when you get angry you transform into a huge blue yeti and try to take over the blogosphere with the aid of your Heron Corps and an army of Moon Men.

Since this is obviously silly, I've decided to link to you anyway.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 07, 2003 01:17 PM (LBXBY)

4 Yay! Must link to Frnk! (beep!)

Posted by: Susie at August 08, 2003 01:48 AM (pgVBn)

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