Blurb Me!

Glenn (Reynolds) continues to link to movie blurbs you're not likely to see, but fails to link to his own life story.

So, I'm having a blurb contest! The winner - to be decided by a poll, of course - gets a cameo in an upcoming episode of The Blogfather. Or, if the winner happens to be Susie, Jennifer, Tiger, Kevin, Frnak or Glenn (Reynolds) himself (all of whom feature already and are scheduled for further appearances), they will get... Um, I'll think of something. But it will be cool! Whatever it is.

You can blurb any episode of The Blogfather, the four previous short films, or any of the prequels by Jennifer and Susie.

The sort of thing I'm looking for is:

Contains more robotic Glenn Reynolds than most recent Hollywood features.
Or
Possibly the only film featuring a spaceship controlled by a vending machine labelled in Ancient Greek.
Only funnier. Right?

Blurb away! Leave them in the comments, or email me if you want to keep your genius hidden from your competitors.

Update:

In answer to Susie's question (see comments), I was thinking of review blurbs, particularly nasty review blurbs, the art of the subtle put-down, back-handed compliment, damning with faint praise and all that, but advertising blurbs are also welcome if they are funny.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 03:29 AM

Comments

1 Two women. A perfect plan. One fateful night.... "Cruisin" (rated pg 13 for language, off-screen violence and brief nudity references.)

Hmm..were these supposed to be movie review blurbs?

Posted by: Susie at August 06, 2003 04:33 AM (pgVBn)

2 Well, I was thinking of review blurbs. Particularly bad review blurbs. But whatever

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 06, 2003 04:39 AM (b9eZf)

3 "Cruisin'" hits a reef...

One of the must-avoid blockbusters of the Summer, neophyte director Susie's "Cruisin'" has it all...wrong.


maybe I can do better...let me work on it and come back....

Posted by: Susie at August 06, 2003 04:47 AM (pgVBn)

4 ...full of more obscure "in jokes" than a Toastmasters' Roast for Don Rickles....

Posted by: Susie at August 06, 2003 04:52 AM (pgVBn)

5 "I've always liked naps, so I have to say I liked the time spent 'watching' this film."

Posted by: Jennifer at August 06, 2003 09:27 PM (qs1UK)

6 Ummm Susie... Does you mouth really go "Wokka Wokka Wokka" when you talk ??? Or is that just bad dubbing :-)

Posted by: Evil Kean at August 07, 2003 12:42 AM (hxxzM)

7 Hi Kean! Pity I missed out on last weekend But blurb my films! I'll make you a heron!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 07, 2003 12:52 AM (yO0zZ)

8 "Seeing the Blogfather in the theater is an interesting experience...half the dialogue is on the snackbar menu"

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 07, 2003 02:50 AM (pVRGE)

9 See "The Blogfather" now, if you want The World's Most Annoying Music in your head for forever and ever, amen.

Posted by: Victor at August 11, 2003 12:13 PM (FNHVL)






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