Someone Tell My Brain To Slow Down When I'm Asleep

Okay, so discovering a hidden fourth floor in my own house wasn't so surprising. And the fact that there was a girl - actually a university student - living there didn't worry me too much. No wonder things are never where I left them! No wonder I can't keep chocolate in the house!

I was a little ticked off that she was bringing her boyfriend home - but at least he called the police when the ninja broke in. Of course, it was me and the girl who actually captured the ninja. (Take that, Frank! Your ninjas aren't so tough!) But then when the police told him they were on their way and we might hear some shots, so don't worry, he didn't find it the least bit odd. Dumbass. So they shot the ninja first, and then the boyfriend.

We escaped out the top-floor window, swinging from a long extension lead. (So that's where that got to!) Unfortunately, we were facing a crooked police captain who had his entire precinct and a SWAT team hunting us. We managed to kick a couple in the head and steal their assault rifles (amazing what you can do while swinging from a fifteen-metre electrical cord!) but we were still terribly outnumbered even before the army of zombies and sorcerers arrived.

So thank God for our mysterious allies, who showed up just in time, with their zippy little armoured cars (all tinted bulletproof glass and swoopy curves, plus four-wheel-steering!) and their flamethrowers! You should have seen it! Burning zombies everywhere! The tables were turned, despite an army of ninjas joining the fight - until we discovered that when you kill a sorcerer, unless you cut out his eyes, you get an unstoppable zombie sorcerer!

And then I woke up. I've gotta stop eating pizza just before bedtime.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 12:28 AM

Comments

1 At least there were flamethrowers; that means you could head into the template and take care of any rampaging gerbils....

Posted by: Susie at November 09, 2004 01:20 AM (cCA4q)

2 Don't let those zombie sorcerers spook you. All you need to do to defeat them is get them to say their names backwards. Or wear a Kerry/Edwards lapel pin. Even unstoppable zombie sorcerers avoid those like the plague.

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2004 01:36 AM (tyQ8y)

3 Oh no...it's the dreaded pizza dreams. I could write a book filled with interesting occurences after a night involving pizza.

LOVE the ninjas!

Posted by: Linda at November 09, 2004 03:00 AM (9Pzdi)

4 Wow, that was some... ninja nightmare/dream!

Posted by: michele at November 09, 2004 03:19 AM (YK/wN)

5 My house always links to other buildings but when I finally get out of the house and try and return, I can never remember my house/apartment number. Also dirty/locked bathrooms..but then I wake up and stumble into my own.

I hate my house dreams.

Ninjas huh? I wish mine included Ninjas.

Posted by: Rachel Ann at November 09, 2004 05:35 AM (OnNyU)

6 Pizza? Try beer. or something a bit more sinister, like Pop Tarts.

Posted by: Nick Queen at November 09, 2004 12:15 PM (rcQK8)

7 nice

Posted by: billy at November 09, 2004 07:21 PM (a/R+x)

8 All you need is fanservice and a somewhat nonsensical title, and you've got a decent anime here. ^_^

Posted by: JP Gibb at November 09, 2004 09:52 PM (aNKFx)

9 LOL JP! At first I thought Pixy was telling us the plot of his latest anime purchase!

Posted by: Susie at November 10, 2004 02:23 AM (+5GK3)

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