I'm Eating a What?

My local branch of the Scottish Restaurant has a series of signs in one window that read as follows:

Take a peek at our eggs.

100% export quality Australian beef.

We just add a dash of pepper and salt.

Cow eggs? They're using cow eggs?!

Comments

1 Sure. Just like Cadbury has those cow bunnies, other businesses use other cow hybrids. It's all the rage.

Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2004 07:56 PM (saeHM)

2 Steak and eggs, all in one convenient shell.

Posted by: Ted at April 30, 2004 09:15 PM (blNMI)

3 Probably created by a well known baby food product company, what are they called again nest... somthing.

Posted by: Jeremy at May 01, 2004 03:01 AM (FTWUX)

4 Watch out for the "Mad Egg Disease".

Posted by: LOIQ at May 03, 2004 11:28 AM (S5E7y)

5 In the morning farmers of the these animals are awoke to their
cocka doodle...moo?

Posted by: SpaceMonkey at May 04, 2004 10:30 AM (qSKHX)

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