In The Grip Of Beal
Still in the grip of a nasty case of viral beal, Pixy does what we all do whenwe have nothing to blog about: This week's Cheddar X:
When I say:Pixy also refers to himself in the third person, which has to count for something. Or maybe it's that the beal has taken over Pixy's brain and is now blogging! Beal blog! Beal blog!
Olympics, you say? = Sydney!
Politics = Blah
John Kerry = Dickweed
George Bush = Righteous
Osama = Dead
Same-sex marriage = Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Todd Bertuzzi = Who?
Barry Bonds = Who?
The Passion of the Christ = Christporn
Beach = Sand
Britney Spears = Hot
Paris Hilton = Skank
Microsoft = Empire of Evil
France = Cheese-eating surrender monkey worthless shitferret bunch of losers who can't get over Agincourt much less Wellington kicking Napoleon's butt at Waterloo and their wine isn't that great anyway
Hans Blix = Blind fool
Linux = Penguins!
MTV = Crap
Outsource = Asking for an expensive disaster
Hummer H2 = Crap
Honor = Harrington
Love = Life
Courteney Love = Who?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:14 AM
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Linux = Penguins!
I told you - these buggers are everywhere - they're comin' through the walls man!
I told you - these buggers are everywhere - they're comin' through the walls man!
Posted by: Rob at March 20, 2004 02:53 AM (kXZI6)
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Does a bad case of viral beal produce one or more personalities to argue with one another?
If that's the case, I'd say you might want to do CheddarX again and compare the answers.
Or leave well enough alone. The flash answer to France sounds pretty logical to me.
If that's the case, I'd say you might want to do CheddarX again and compare the answers.
Or leave well enough alone. The flash answer to France sounds pretty logical to me.
Posted by: David at March 21, 2004 02:40 PM (mZFhm)
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