Advance Warning

Your objective is simple: Widespread misery

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will steal the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will covertly move your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Get your own evil plan!

(Found at Not Quite Tea and Crumpets who got it from our very own Rocket Jones. I read that one, Ted, only I didn't have time to try all the links. Really I did!)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 12:55 AM

Comments

1 Excellent! rubs hands together
I've always wanted to know an Evil OverlordTM.

Just remember the good advice in the Evil Overlord's Handbook.

Posted by: Linda at January 24, 2004 07:46 AM (p434g)

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 24, 2004 04:51 PM (CJBEv)

Posted by: Susie at January 24, 2004 05:46 PM (0+cMc)

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