May 13, 2003
Badgers? Badgers? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badgers!
And here I was hoping that I would turn out as a cat.
(via The Truth Laid Bear, who turned out to be a bear but I think he cheated, particularly since I'm back to being an Insignificant Microbe)Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM | Comments (85) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Shipping
Winning Bidder is responsible for all shipping costs, permits, cranes or any other equipment needed for loading and transporting, insuring the Property and all costs and risks associated with loading and transporting the Property. Car weighs approximately 40,000 lbs. Location: Fort Worth, TX. Pick up information will be provided to the winning bidder.Oh well. Never mind then. (via Slashdot of all places)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:17 AM | Comments (82) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
May 12, 2003
Mice? Mice? Don't Talk To Me About Mice!
From the You Can't Make This Stuff Up Department: Oklahoma City seizes 30,000 mice
Oklahoma City police succeeded in busting an illegal rodent farm but now authorities are faced with the problem of what to do with 30,000 white mice seized in the raid.That is, I presume, as opposed to a legal rodent farm?
"We have completely emptied our truck port where the vehicles come in and have it totally filled with mice. We don't know what to do with them. They are sitting and waiting," Lira said.Well, if they're only sitting and waiting, you don't have a problem. It's when they start - you know - that you have a problem.
"He told us he wanted out of the mouse business," Lira said.Should've called Disney. (Yeah, yeah, via Dave Barry)
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Safety And Water Rockets
Site of the Day is Water Rockets. Whoooosh!
Cool Toy of the Day is the Safety Sign Builder (requires Adobe Acrobat). (Both, unless I'm losing my marbles, which is entirely possible, via Dave Barry)Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:34 AM | Comments (89) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Mean Mr Mustard Sleeps In The Park
Blog of the Day is Mean Mr. Mustard who is in his own words "lazy as a comatose sloth on Thorazine". Good thing blogging doesn't require strenuous physical activity, then.
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As If!
Web Comic of the Day has to be As If! The link takes you to a lovely pink-and-blue portal page, from which you can jump straight to the latest strip or go to the archives to see older stuff.
All of the strips from day one are online, or you can download them as zip files to read at your leisure. What's it like? It's like, well, cool. And stuff. Just read it, willya?Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:48 AM | Comments (92) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Mooveable Tripe
I'm tinkering with Moveable Type but right now that blog is even uglier than this one. When I get it up and running, you'll be the second to know.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:43 AM | Comments (88) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
I'm A Worm, I'm A Worm, I'm A Wiggly Worm!
All of a sudden I'm a wiggly worm. Not, as it turns out, because anyone reads my blog, but because I was indexed by the automatic indexer at blo.gs. Alas. But I'll enjoy my wormhood while it lasts, which is not likely to be long.
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May 11, 2003
Kids these days!
The Defective Yeti is on the receiving end of the blissful ignorance of youth.
Meanwhile, The Ghost of a Flea is on a roll, and points us to - among other things - the Cheeky Girls. I'm not sure if I'll forgive him for that. Oh, and Cold Fury fisks a sandwich. (You Instapundit [no link] readers will have seen this already, which just shows that you should have come here first! Or something.) He should have done what I do: Take an Aussie Snacks Roast Chicken Roll (which consists of - get this - roast chicken, on a roll) and add some mozarella cheese. Two minutes in the microwave and you have piping hot mouth-watering cheesy chickeny rolly goodness. Yay!Posted by: Pixy Misa at 06:42 PM | Comments (99) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Perpetual Commotion
Site of the day is The Museum of Unworkable Devices:
This museum is a celebration of fascinating devices that don't work. It houses diverse examples of the perverse genius of inventors who refused to let their thinking be intimidated by the laws of nature, remaining optimistic in the face of repeated failures.Now also available in Portugese. When you've finished boggling at the perpetual motion machines, wander over to Donald Simanek's site for further scientific entertainment.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 05:15 AM | Comments (97) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Futuramarama
I've grabbed all the Futurama I could get my hands on, so now I'm downloading Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (MST3K to its fans). Which I have never seen. I don't know if it's ever been shown in Australia.
Hooray for Zoidberg! [Broadband — Ed.] Broadband! Hooray!Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:47 AM | Comments (99) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Amateur Hour
Blog of the day is Amateur Hour, if for no other reason than introducing me to the amazing collection of nifty Flash games at Orisinal. Amateur Hour has some interesting points to make on media and communication and stuff like that too, so give it a read when you get tired of eating flies.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 01:14 AM | Comments (106) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
May 10, 2003
Relativistic Helicopters
Steven den Beste, who knows, like, everything, explains why you can't build a helicopter whose rotor moves faster than the speed of light.
So you might as well stop trying now, and take up basket-weaving.Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 PM | Comments (87) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
The End Of The World Is Nigh!
But at least it's stopped raining.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:12 PM | Comments (89) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Motley Cow
Blog of the day is Motley Cow. Your host for this evening is Zarathustra2101. No, I don't know what happened to the previous 2100 Zarathustras.
I'm sure I've seen that cow roaming around Sydney, by the way, but right now I can't find an appropriate link. Bah!Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:10 PM | Comments (88) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Lileks Is All
What the audience could not possibly know was that I was absolutely, completely, soaking wet.
Lileks, of course. And it's Natalie. Doh!Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:33 AM | Comments (91) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Four!
Five if you count Harvey.
And the BloggerPeople seem to have fixed the Mozilla problem. Either that, or it was an ephemeral phenomenon like rainbows and butterflies, only less pretty and more annoying. New Improved Blogger seems to be working well. Maybe it's time to monkey with my template so I can get the archives back up. Of course, it will still eat your posts whenever it feels like it. Damn and blast!Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:30 AM | Comments (88) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
May 09, 2003
Migratory Irony
Well, I migrated to the New Improved Blogger without testing it first. It seems to work fine except that I can't log in using Mozilla anymore. Well, poot!
Anyway, coupla quick links: Slutertarian or Slutpublican? You decide. Dave Barry has an interesting article about Fire Ants and the Flies That Eat Them. And Frank J. over at IMAO enlightens us as to the speed of gravity, in case any of you were wondering.Posted by: Pixy Misa at 01:55 AM | Comments (88) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
May 08, 2003
Rationalisation Corner
So, who am I hurting when I download episodes of Futurama off the net?
Not the local broadcast networks, because they took it off the air after showing only four episodes (picked, as far as I can tell, at random). Not the cable networks, because of the two available, one isn't in my street and the other won't connect me because I live in a townhouse. This despite the fact that it is already wired for their service and there are only two free-standing houses in the entire street. Bastards. Not the DVD sales. I've already bought all the Futurama DVDs available locally. Maybe I could buy more from America, but wait! They're region coded so I can't play them! Which leaves... Actually, it doesn't leave anybody. Except hypothetical future distributors. And I'll start caring about them when they finally get their butts into gear and become actual present distributors. Mind you, the picture quality of the episodes I've downloaded so far has ranged from bad to terrible. (Anyone doing this stuff should take a look at some of the Anime available for download - the picture quality is far better.) I would gladly pay to download these episodes from the source - though the quality would have to be better. Look! Money to be made! Over heeere!Posted by: Pixy Misa at 10:45 PM | Comments (85) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
May 07, 2003
Three!
I got three visitors at the JREF Storm Shelter!
Three!Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:44 PM | Comments (89) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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