Cute Rescue Story: "TinCat"

A feral cat had gotten its head stuck in a tin can and couldn't get it off. Some people saw the cat and couldn't get the can off, either.

But they contacted a rescue group and their vet managed it.

The cat turned out be pretty adorable.

Never judge a book by its cover.

Or a cat by the can stuck to its head.

🥫🔜😻 pic.twitter.com/xtDnk7qemb
— One Tail at a Time Rescue (@onetailatatime) February 25, 2019

"TinCat" may be too old to domesticate, but he's so cute they're trying.

Meet TinCat.
Earlier this week we saw a photo of a cat with a can stuck on his head posted in a neighborhood group. A good samaritan tried to get the can off but couldn't, so we jumped in offering a cat carrier and a trip to our vet.
Once at the vet the can came off, and underneath we met what is arguably the cutest cat in the history of cats. He was not happy to be there, so we neutered, vaccinated, and ear tipped him and decided to look for a colony.
But, because of his young age and an inkling that he might want to be an inside guy, we decided to link up with an experienced feral cat caretaker to see if TinCat would prefer the spoils of indoor life.

That heartwarming story is there to take the sting off the new estimate that Alexandria Donkey-Chompers' New Green Deal would cost somewhere between $52 trillion and $94 trillion dollars, and that's just the cost for a ten year frame. Most of that cost would be incurred every year forever.

Well, not forever. Until the monetary system of the US melted down and the country turns into a Road Warrior nightmare.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:52 PM

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1 Might as well Trump.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at February 26, 2019 07:48 PM (u/xuF)

2 burp

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at February 26, 2019 07:48 PM (9HuGt)

3 Are tin cans still made of tin?

Posted by: non-metallurgist at February 26, 2019 07:49 PM (u/xuF)

4 Hot wrench will get that can right off of there.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 26, 2019 07:49 PM (1g7ch)

5 Most of these people assured us that the Trump tariffs would end in the meltdown of the American economy, too.

They're probably right that AOC would be a disaster, but damn. Economics should be about more than stopped clocks being periodically right.

Posted by: trev006 at February 26, 2019 07:50 PM (gmJMS)

6 I laughed at the 52 trillion, it's possible 52 in ten years might be zimbabwa us dollars in ten years at this rate.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:50 PM (gLMhO)

7 We domesticated an adult male feral cat. He spent some stints in nice weather mostly outside, but now that he's getting a bit older, and almost died from his lung problems, and then got hit by a car, he's inside 100% and using the box. Only took about 6 years.

Posted by: itsatax at February 26, 2019 07:51 PM (G0PUA)

8 so Ocassional was top of her class where?

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:51 PM (gLMhO)

9 "Well, not forever. Until the monetary system of the US melted down and the country turns into a Road Warrior nightmare."

at which point we'll be wearing tin cans on our heads.

Posted by: x at February 26, 2019 07:52 PM (nFwvY)

10 I tookin a feral cat for a few years, she finally snuck out the door, I guess her sliding under furniture hiding throughout the house got boring.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:52 PM (gLMhO)

11
Never has so much been so swindled by so few from so many.

Truly the greatest attempted film-flam in history.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2019 07:52 PM (zBaqJ)

12 >>He was not happy to be there, so we neutered, vaccinated, and ear tipped him

Well I bet that perked him right the fuck up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

13 x wearing? we'd be shredding it and eating it along with our dirt stew.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (gLMhO)

14 All they had to do was swing it around fast enough and the centrifugal forces would've popped the can right off.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

15 Dammit. I'm trying really hard not to want to adopt another kitteh after watching two elderly ones die (and all their healthy problems, etc.)

I'd adopt that kitteh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

16 no big deal. The Fed can run off 50 or 100 trillion bucks in no time. And as Kamala Harris said, it's an INVESTMENT.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (ZqRa6)

17
Well I bet that perked him right the fuck up.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (/tuJf)
hahaha

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (gLMhO)

18 Cuter with the can on his head.

My English setter got a Dr. Pepper 12 Pack stuck on his head one day. Probably should have video taped that.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (h+jLQ)

19 my cat is a feral I "domesticated".

she's clawing me as I type.

Posted by: x at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (nFwvY)

20 Feral cats were everywhere in Kuwait. It was amazing that they could survive.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (0cXGC)

21
He may be a feral kitty but that face seems to be crying out to be loved.

Glad there are some decent folks in the world and thanks for sharing, Ace. We need some feel good stories now and again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (zBaqJ)

22 The tin can pussy and stupid cunt post

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (0OmEj)

23 insomniac! that sounded very mean.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (gLMhO)

24 Cute kitty!

Posted by: navybrat hates disco music at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

25 Wait, they spent 94 trillion dollars on a feral cat? I think that's taking things a bit too far.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

26 I'd adopt that kitteh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

*stands, flips table over*

Not if I adopt him first.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

27 So what's the entire world's GDP?

I'm sure Russia, China, and India will happily hop right on board with the Green New Deal, right?

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

28

Can we afford not to spend a zillion dollars?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

29 20 Feral cats were everywhere in Kuwait. It was amazing that they could survive.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (0cXGC)

I was bowled over by the stray cats all over Istanbul. And they are well taken care of for the most part.

Get the documentary "Kedi."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (zBaqJ)

30 Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

LOL; Don't become feral, Jack.

Actually it will help him to get a real home if he can adapt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (AllCR)

31 The Left doesn't care if the country ends up as a Road Warrior nightmare, as long as they end up ruling Bartertown.

This has never been about anything but an eventual dictatorship, and we have piles of historical evidence that dictators don't give a rat's ass if life is livable for anyone except the dictators.

Posted by: MW at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (hNTtn)

32 Summon the cat haters.

And I'm out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

33 >>my cat is a feral I "domesticated".

>>she's clawing me as I type.

Domesticated means something different to you.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (/tuJf)

34 I'm not a cat lover, but I'd adopt that adorable cat.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (TdMsT)

35 23 insomniac! that sounded very mean.
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:54 PM (gLMhO)

*shrugs* Take it up with Newton.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

36 Can we afford not to spend a zillion dollars?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

No problem. It's an investment!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (Mouru)

37 actually knew a guy that had his dog get his head caught in a potato chip bag, he found him dead when he got home from work.

I never knew I had to hide all the things.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (gLMhO)

38 spot the difference:
Obama c 2009: I won
NY Nitwit: I'm the boss!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (ZqRa6)

39

Come forward, Tin Cat!

Posted by: The Wizard of Oz at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (aKsyK)

40
We are lazy and dumb fooks and we want someone to pick up our tab from here on out!

Verde Neuf Deal!

Posted by: oxygen breathing no-loads at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (pNxlR)

41 insomniac, sir isaac?

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (gLMhO)

42 When I went in to fill out the adoption paperwork for our soon to be new kitteh I saw the most beautiful Russian Blue with green eyes at the cattery. It's ear was tipped and it was missing half it's tail but still beautiful. Didn't even notice the missing parts at first. Cat did have feline leukemia so it's looking for a special home. The shelter provides free health care for life for the special needs cats.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (kufk0)

43 If it was a baby, they would have made it comfortable and then had a discussion about 'Options' with the mother.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (h+jLQ)

44 so Ocassional was top of her class where?

At the stripper pole academy.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (nIvDu)

45
Come forward, Tin Cat!
Posted by: The Wizard of Oz at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (aKsyK)

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (TdMsT)

46 garret so true.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (gLMhO)

47 41 insomniac, sir isaac?
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (gLMhO)

Fig.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

48
Early night...

Literally. See you in the AM with the daily sewage/silage..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (zBaqJ)

49 Yep; That cat is a cutey! Pynchon and Tess the current furry family members wouldn't like another cat, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (AllCR)

50 'He was not happy to be there, so we cut off his balls.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (7ynIk)

51 T-bird, i'm starting to wonder how good degrees are these days.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (gLMhO)

52 I actually knew a guy that had his dog get his head caught in a potato chip bag, he found him dead when he got home from work.

I never knew I had to hide all the things.

Pringles cans kill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (Mouru)

53 Gosh! I woulda thought that genius Occasional Cortex would at least have a doctorate in Economics! A mere Bachelors?

She needs to be right up there with Econ geniuses like Krugman with her own Nobel Prize!
And the meek shall lead.. from behind a bar, yet!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 07:58 PM (438dO)

54 50 'He was not happy to be there, so we cut off his balls.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (7ynIk)

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

55 Get a six pack for your favorite crazy cat lady.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 07:58 PM (t6MX/)

56 ooh, well fighnewtons are ok, I guess, if one likes weird square things that are supposed to taste like a cookie.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:58 PM (gLMhO)

57 I am not a cat guy but I'm good with this.

Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2019 07:58 PM (8erNz)

58 Look, it's only ONE brazilian dollars. Surely we can afford that.

Posted by: AOC at February 26, 2019 07:58 PM (nIvDu)

59

Pringles cans kill.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (Mouru)

Ingested dental floss killed my daughter's cat two months ago...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2019 07:58 PM (TdMsT)

60 That is a very cute kitteh. How could you not love a face like that?

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

61 story out tonight about a bunch of German Fire Fighters that busted their asses off to save a rat stuck in a drain I think. The cat thing is cool, the rat thing, well, do what you have to do but in the after action report people should bring up that it was a rat and they call exterminators for that stuff.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 07:59 PM (n13/j)

62 Whenever you empty a can of food, before you toss it in trash, hold it against the edge of your counter and push the middle hard with your hand so that the top of the can bends in and closes off in such a way that our animal friends can't get their little heads all stuck and whatnot.

Posted by: Animal Lover at February 26, 2019 07:59 PM (D+5jX)

63 You know what'll cheer the little guy right up? Cutting his balls off!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

64
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2019 07:59 PM (KCxzN)

65 11
Never has so much been so swindled by so few from so many.

Truly the greatest attempted film-flam in history.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2019 07:52 PM (zBaqJ)

wow, you really hate cats, eh?

Posted by: Batterup at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (U2JQS)

66 "He was not happy to be there, so we neutered, vaccinated, and ear tipped him..."
It's almost like he knew what was coming.

Posted by: rosignol at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (JRdVy)

67 'He was not happy to be there, so we cut off his balls.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 07:57 PM (7ynIk)

That's a great strategy if you have a lot of cats. Cut off one cat's balls and the rest fall into line pretty quick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (Mouru)

68 Tin Cat, you dare ask me for a heart?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (fk/rj)

69 Cicero, even sadder the potato chip bag didn't even have any potato chips left in it for the dog to at least have a chance before..

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (gLMhO)

70 Well, not forever. Until the monetary system of the US melted down

Our monetary system is going to implode long before Sandy Ocasio gets to even try passing her New Green Deal. The implosion of our monetary system was baked in to the Fed's insane and un-Constitutional actions since the credit crisis, along with Congress' asinine free-for-all in unbudgeted spending. There's really nothing anyone can do to stop it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (97qI7)

71 JoeConchaTV

Fox News, MSNBC finish first & second, respectively, in cable news ratings race in Feb for total viewers. CNN finished 10th behind Hallmark Channel, USA Net & Investigation Discovery. ESPN 5th - which is relatively lower for them, but Feb is a slower sports month post-Super Bowl.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (cF8AT)

72 Heya, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (t+qrx)

73 Tucker is on point.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (LL1Be)

74 That feral kittuh does look adorable. He probably is right up to the point where he is tearing your face off and feeding on your brain stem.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (WNAuL)

75 you know how to tell a feral cat whose the boss now?

you guessed it.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (gLMhO)

76
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (KCxzN)

77 I say go for it, the New Green Deal.

We are already past an out of control federal government and spending money they do not have.

I look forward to bankruptcy all around.

Plus the 20 somethings of today are so ignorant, lazy and tatted up that they will make great sex slaves for Humungus and Bob Kraft in the Wasteland.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (Z+IKu)

78 Do I understand this right:

We vote for AOC's nugreen eel, and Let It Burn will come?

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (yL25O)

79 fkty, who's

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (gLMhO)

80 I miss my balls.

Posted by: Tin Cat at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

81 He was not happy to be there, so we neutered, vaccinated, and ear tipped him

Well I bet that perked him right the fuck up.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

Lol.
Works every time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (aS1PU)

82 How do you know it's feral? It could just be Bohemian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (Mouru)

83 Toxoplasmosis -

Now in a Can!

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (h+jLQ)

84 anyway why do we care what happens after 12 years anyway Occasional>?

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (gLMhO)

85 I woulda thought that genius Occasional Cortex would at least have a doctorate in Economics! A mere Bachelors?

PhD's know how to put a cloverleaf on the top of my Guinness.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (98WNR)

86 37 actually knew a guy that had his dog get his head caught in a potato chip bag, he found him dead when he got home from work.

I never knew I had to hide all the things.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 07:56 PM (gLMhO)

That same thing happened to a niece's puppy. So sad.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (cF8AT)

87 Well...looks like I better stock up on steel colanders and assless chaps.

*logs in to Amazon*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

88 Hot tin roof? You can haz GFY.

Posted by: Tin Cat at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (t6MX/)

89 "if one likes weird square things that are supposed to taste like a cookie."

It's a cake.

Posted by: The Big Fig at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (UdKB7)

90 Sorta willowed from the other thread but did anyone see this?
https://t.co/8SRequXkOA

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (IYHxL)

91 Plus the 20 somethings of today are so ignorant, lazy and tatted up that they will make great sex slaves for Humungus and Bob Kraft in the Wasteland.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (Z+IKu)

...

The soy-weakened males will be useless though.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (yL25O)

92 He was not happy to be there, so we neutered, vaccinated, and ear tipped him

Well I bet that perked him right the fuck up.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

No shit. Were they trying to make him happy????

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (dLgjF)

93 Tucker is on point.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (LL1Be)

That reminds me, I need to get my chimney tuckpointed.

*looks outside*

Hopefully it won't fall off the side of the house before spring.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (t+qrx)

94 75 you know how to tell a feral cat whose the boss now?

you guessed it.
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:00 PM (gLMhO)

Cut his balls off?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

95 Domesticated means something different to you.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2019 07:55 PM (/tuJf)

Sailor will occasionally claw Mrs H out of spite; me not so much.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (y7DUB)

96 We vote for AOC's nugreen eel, and Let It Burn will come?

Hmmm.

Yeah. When the leftists and fucking illegals feel comfortable punching 80 year olds for wearing the equivalent of an I Like Ike button?

Enough of this sneaking around shit. I prefer a straight up fight.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (LL1Be)

97 The stranded Amtrak people finally were rescued.

Posted by: kallisto at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (s/3nE)

98 Aww. Look at that cute furry face.

Posted by: IC at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (0AKlE)

99 New, from Manwich!

Catwich!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (t6MX/)

100 Plus the 20 somethings of today are so ignorant, lazy and tatted up that they will make great sex slaves for Humungus and Bob Kraft in the Wasteland.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (Z+IKu)

...

The soy-weakened males will be useless though.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (yL25O)

Sandbags.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (dLgjF)

101 Tami, horrible for sure.

Also saw a dalmation dog hanging on his chain over a 6 ft wall .

why!?

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (gLMhO)

102 NEKO KAWAII!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl may have spent too much time in Japan at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (XKZwp)

103 61/Quint - One man's street rat is another man's best friend.

Posted by: md at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (D+5jX)

104 I miss my balls.
Posted by: Tin Cat at February 26, 2019 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
In Summer, Spring or Fall;
My empty sack I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had my balls.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

105 insomniac uh hmm, and than place them on the mantle.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:04 PM (gLMhO)

106 102 Tami, horrible for sure.

Also saw a dalmation dog hanging on his chain over a 6 ft wall .

why!?
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (gLMhO)

I guess he liked the ruff stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

107 12 So glad I was not eating or drinking when I read that! LOL

Seriously cute cat there. Look at those eyes! Murder kitty but so cute.

AOC was at which school? Boston? They didn't teach her squat. Ought to get her money back. And they ought to be laughed at forever.

Posted by: turambar at February 26, 2019 08:04 PM (s2J6c)

108 But, because of his young age and an inkling that he might want to be an inside guy, we decided to link up with an experienced feral cat caretaker to see if TinCat would prefer the spoils of indoor life.

Challenge accepted. Already have done one. Got her fixed after she turned up and had five babies in the backyard. The babies are indoor cats. Mama is an outdoor mouser.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 08:04 PM (eg609)

109 Don't be fooled. That cute kitty would eat your face off if given half a chance.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2019 08:04 PM (gC2IV)

110 That heartwarming story is there to take the sting off the new estimate that Alexandria Donkey-Chompers' New Green Deal would cost somewhere between $52 trillion and $94 trillion dollars, and that's just the cost for a ten year frame. Most of that cost would be incurred every year forever.

=====

So ... all the U.S. Treasury has to do is mint 100 Obama $1 trillion coins and we're good to go for 10 years!

I, for one, welcome our new Road Warrior nightmare.

Posted by: Shains -- the Green Final Solution will retrofit all conservatives within 10 years! [ at February 26, 2019 08:04 PM (WqPYg)

111 Not feral....I've been domesticated.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 26, 2019 08:05 PM (FTlwv)

112 Trump Jr. on Tucker's show.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:05 PM (LL1Be)

113 I love cats, wish I could afford to live with one.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2019 08:05 PM (l9m7l)

114 I agree Tom, Dick and Harry need a good neutering.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:05 PM (gLMhO)

115 92 He was not happy to be there, so we neutered, vaccinated, and ear tipped him

Well I bet that perked him right the fuck up.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

No shit. Were they trying to make him happy????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (dLgjF)

...

It works for some of us. Stop judging.

Posted by: BarryO at February 26, 2019 08:05 PM (yL25O)

116 106 insomniac uh hmm, and than place them on the mantle.
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:04 PM (gLMhO)

And then what, torment the cat with them? Take them down, wave them in front of xis face and go "HA HA!! I cut your balls off!"?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

117 87 Well...looks like I better stock up on steel colanders and assless chaps.

*logs in to Amazon*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

Hey, those assless chaps will make it easier for the vet to cut your balls off after you get your head caught in the colander.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:06 PM (7ynIk)

118 >> Trump Jr. on Tucker's show.

Guy's a gentleman.

Grew a beard just to make life easier for the inside of Kimberly Guilfoyle's thighs.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 08:06 PM (h+jLQ)

119 Hannity will have Jorge Ramos on his show tonight.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 08:07 PM (cF8AT)

120 We miss our balls, too.

Posted by: Those boyz carrying the Green Deal signs at February 26, 2019 08:07 PM (Tyii7)

121 Hey, those assless chaps will make it easier for the vet to cut your balls off after you get your head caught in the colander.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:06 PM (7ynIk)

True. I guess it's standard procedure now and all, so why fight it?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

122 Conservatives who condemn the Green New Deal as being an impossibility are the same ones who affirm American exceptionalism. This is hypocrisy.

Also, Cortez has pretty eyes, and I wonder if her newly employed boyfriend needs a bull for her. I'll have to ask the missus if she's willing to share Paolo.

#OrangeManBad #WhatIsTheRialToDollarRateToday

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 26, 2019 08:07 PM (5aX2M)

123 I saw a documentary about cats living at an abandoned whaling station. Really brutal weather yet they managed.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 26, 2019 08:08 PM (JKNZq)

124 insomniac, that's just cruel, just be fast, lyao and tell the cat, st peter might show up if he's bad.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:08 PM (gLMhO)

125 That heartwarming story is there to take the sting off the new estimate that Alexandria Donkey-Chompers' New Green Deal would cost somewhere between $52 trillion and $94 trillion dollars, and that's just the cost for a ten year frame. Most of that cost would be incurred every year forever.

Please deposit $10,000 dollars for the next three minutes.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 26, 2019 08:08 PM (yQpMk)

126 90 Sorta willowed from the other thread but did anyone see this?
https://t.co/8SRequXkOA
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (IYHxL)

...

Good lord.

That reminds me, weren't there some guys in Virginia or someplace who dressed in blackface or something?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2019 08:08 PM (yL25O)

127 My sister has got a business trip in April and a trip with our church to Israel in May. So I will be Kittuh sitting quite a bit in the next few months. I'll have to take some pics for the Pet Thread. They are a couple of 12 year old Persians from the same litter, a brother and a sister.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 08:08 PM (WNAuL)

128 He was not happy to be there, so we neutered, vaccinated, and ear tipped him

Then he confessed to the Lindbergh kidnapping and to his real name, 'D.B.Cooper'.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:09 PM (LL1Be)

129 Nooo! NOOOOO!!! NO MORE TALK! WE GO IN! WE KILL! WE KILL!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

130 I'd never heard of ear-tipping a cat, so looked it up:

The ear-tipping procedure is generally done as part of a trap-neuter-return (TNR) program, which involves humanely trapping community cats, vaccinating them, getting them spayed or neutered, and then returning them to their neighborhoods to live out their lives. TNR is the best way to humanely reduce the population of outdoor, ownerless cats.

So, let me guess -- it's mean, cruel and politically incorrect now to call them "feral cats?" Orwell spins in his litter box ...

Posted by: Shains -- the Green Final Solution will retrofit all conservatives within 10 years! [ at February 26, 2019 08:10 PM (WqPYg)

131

Why can't we get to 100 trillion? I mean, she worked for tips! Come on!

But let's think about her career as a bartender...

She had to be kept afloat by Daddy and Mommy. There is no way she made enough to live on...

And how long ago did someone plant the seed in her ear to run for office? Did they pick up her daily expenses?

Oh this Sandy, so authentic!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 26, 2019 08:10 PM (z8c2c)

132 I miss having kitties but until I can work it that they will be solely indoors ..don't want to give the coyotes free snacks

Posted by: IC at February 26, 2019 08:10 PM (0AKlE)

133 90 Sorta willowed from the other thread but did anyone see this?
https://t.co/8SRequXkOA
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM (IYHxL)

She's feral, all they need to do is trap her, vaccinate her, tip her ear & cut off her balls.

Posted by: Batterup at February 26, 2019 08:10 PM (U2JQS)

134 Also saw a dalmation dog hanging on his chain over a 6 ft wall .

why!?
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:03 PM (gLMhO)

I guess he liked the ruff stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

I am going to hell for guffawing at that.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 26, 2019 08:10 PM (yQpMk)

135 just, drag insomniac with you.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:12 PM (gLMhO)

136
Gave one of the puppies a little ice cream in a bowl. He took a big bite, then his eyes bulged as the cold hit. He tried to spit it out but it stuck to the roof of his mouth. We could have helped him but we were collapsed with laughter. Poor Knight!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2019 08:12 PM (LsBY9)

137 insomniac, that's just cruel, just be fast, lyao and tell the cat, st peter might show up if he's bad.
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:08 PM (gLMhO)

Heh heh, heh heh, she said st. Peter.......

Posted by: Emperor Beavis at February 26, 2019 08:12 PM (dLgjF)

138 Road Warrior was mad crazy eco friendly.

Posted by: n8sebaka at February 26, 2019 08:12 PM (tjgrS)

139 WTFFFFFF?\

A Maryland Democratic lawmaker apologized to the state's Legislative
Black Caucus Monday after calling a district in Prince George's County a "n***** district."...
"She apologized several times," Barnes, a Democrat, said. "She
recognizes how she has hurt so many within the caucus, and she hoped to
repent from this. She said that she doesn't remember fully what
happened, but she recognizes what happened."

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:13 PM (LL1Be)

140 Speaking of missing balls...

Posted by: Those boyz carrying the Green Deal signs at February 26, 2019 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

141 yep for sure Mek, along with half the population, they should all just screw themselves.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:14 PM (gLMhO)

142 I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 26, 2019 08:14 PM (yQpMk)

143 We just got our Girl Scout Cookies delivered...'
damn! Tagalongs are awesome! Way too awesome!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 08:14 PM (438dO)

144 She said that she doesn't remember fully what
happened, but she recognizes what happened."
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:13 PM (LL1Be)

It all happened so fast. There was no time to react.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)

145 We just got our Girl Scout Cookies delivered...' damn!

Thank you for your support.

Posted by: PlannedParenthood at February 26, 2019 08:15 PM (LL1Be)

146 It's always amusing the way that Lefties think we worship our leaders, or their children.

More projection than a Times Square Porno Theater.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 08:15 PM (yQpMk)

147 just at least hillary and bill stayed together several cities apart, but married ya know.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:15 PM (gLMhO)

148 Every Democrat presidential candidate supports postnatal abortion.

Family values, amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 08:16 PM (5aX2M)

149 It all happened so fast. There was no time to react.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)

Fat, dumb, and bigoted is no way to go through life.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 08:16 PM (t6MX/)

150 Not to worry. Just preparing cat for next comet flyby.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at February 26, 2019 08:17 PM (jdb5v)

151 Yud, but at least they don'y believe in a magicak being . they believe in flesh and blood g-d kings

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:18 PM (gLMhO)

152 Kitty! I hope he lives happily ever after.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 26, 2019 08:18 PM (b6kHD)

153 The Girl Scouts threw their lot in with Planned Parenthood so they can fuck right off. I'll not give them one red cent.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

154 no I wonr ryrn on a light

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:18 PM (gLMhO)

155 Fat, dumb, and bigoted is no way to go through life.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 08:16 PM (t6MX/)

Hey! I am NOT fat!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)

156 Kitty! I hope he lives happily ever after.

They cut off his nuts. I'd say the odds are not in his favor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (yQpMk)

157 154 no I wonr ryrn on a light
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:18 PM (gLMhO)

Is that Welsh?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)

158 Orange manbad
Orangeman bad
Orangemanbad.

Also, Orangemanbad.

Posted by: Mr. Metootinydickur at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (LL1Be)

159 "She apologized several times," Barnes, a Democrat, said.

Ah.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (lK7fO)

160 smacks that guy

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (gLMhO)

161 153 The Girl Scouts threw their lot in with Planned Parenthood so they can fuck right off. I'll not give them one red cent.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

I have never been that huge a fan of the girl scout cookies anyway. They always seemed to be pretty generic in the realm of Cookiedom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (7ynIk)

162 cats are the best. Duck hunting cats. Sheep herding cats. Drug sniffing cats. Police cats and even military cats. Cats are man's best friend.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (n13/j)

163 woof

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:20 PM (gLMhO)

164 Willow? Are you... ok?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:20 PM (7ynIk)

165 cats are the best. Duck hunting cats. Sheep herding cats. Drug sniffing cats. Police cats and even military cats. Cats are man's best friend.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (n13/j)

Anyway, like I was sayin', cat is the fruit of the couch.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:21 PM (t+qrx)

166 fcol, is that a troll trying to be witty?

what happened to palin steele or raygun or Cloud guy, so much funner.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:21 PM (gLMhO)

167 Don't put your hands in my underpants again, mommy!

Posted by: Mr. Metootinydickee at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (LL1Be)

168 Holy moly. I would like these handguards but they cost as much as an entire rifle.

http://bit.ly/2tEEl5H

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

169 At the time there was no reason to be suspicious of that can of corn, but looking back on it--something just wasn't quite right. It seems so obvious now.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (hjaPQ)

170 Aetius, typing in the dark, udderwise yah

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (gLMhO)

171 fcol, is that a troll trying to be witty?

what happened to palin steele or raygun or Cloud guy, so much funner.

Budget cuts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

172 I would've used a welding torch.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (xPl2J)

173 even military cats.

-------

Good idea. Capture cougars, outfit them with those titanium teeth they give the Shepherds and Malinois, and release them into enemy lines.

That would be badass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (5aX2M)

174

Progs love rescue dogs, mainly pitbulls rescued from the Fellas who use them as fighting dogs. You ever notice that?

But they have no time for those kids! (grin like Sandy wielding a huge butcher's knife)

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 26, 2019 08:23 PM (z8c2c)

175 168 Holy moly. I would like these handguards but they cost as much as an entire rifle.

http://bit.ly/2tEEl5H
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

Depends on the rifle.

Posted by: $5000 reproduction semi-auto FG-42 at February 26, 2019 08:23 PM (7ynIk)

176 My cute as the dickens feral rescue cat has been running loose in the house for weeks and I can't catch her. I may never catch her.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2019 08:23 PM (tkNkP)

177 cats are the best. Duck hunting cats. Sheep
herding cats. Drug sniffing cats. Police cats and even military cats.
Cats are man's best friend.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (n13/j)

Anyway, like I was sayin', cat is the fruit of the couch.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:21 PM (t+qrx)

you have to admire that. They say I don't give a shite and we love them anyways.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:23 PM (n13/j)

178 >>They cut off his nuts. I'd say the odds are not in his favor.

And they cut off the tips of his ears. Why not just cut off his tail and call him Nancy?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2019 08:24 PM (/tuJf)

179 170 Aetius, typing in the dark, udderwise yah

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (gLMhO)

Just checking. You had kind of a 'free association' thing going on there for a couple posts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:24 PM (7ynIk)

180 And they cut off the tips of his ears.

He'll never score with the ladies with that look.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

181 153 The Girl Scouts threw their lot in with Planned Parenthood so they can fuck right off. I'll not give them one red cent.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
I have never been that huge a fan of the girl scout cookies anyway. They always seemed to be pretty generic in the realm of Cookiedom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:19 PM (7ynIk)

Yup...they suck and their cookies suck.

Pure crap. Give me an oreo over all their tasteless garbage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2019 08:25 PM (Z+IKu)

182 even military cats.

-------

Good idea. Capture cougars, outfit them with those titanium teeth
they give the Shepherds and Malinois, and release them into enemy lines.

That would be badass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 08:22 PM (5aX2M)

sounds cool. Or lasers.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:25 PM (n13/j)

183 Meowrah!

Posted by: Military Cats at February 26, 2019 08:25 PM (Tyii7)

184 Aetius, I was really responding to others posts, no really.

I think

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:26 PM (gLMhO)

185 168 Holy moly. I would like these handguards but they cost as much as an entire rifle.
---
Yeah, that's about the cost of my rifle. I had my card out and everything, then I noticed--out of stock.

Really. I did.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 08:26 PM (hjaPQ)

186 You had kind of a 'free association' thing going on there for a couple posts.

free association?

willow?

No way.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:26 PM (LL1Be)

187 meanies.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:26 PM (gLMhO)

188 Anyway, like I was sayin', cat is the fruit of the couch.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:21 PM (t+qrx)

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, cat-kabobs, cat creole, cat gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple cat, lemon cat, coconut cat, pepper cat, cat soup, cat stew, cat salad, cat and potatoes, cat burger, cat sandwich. That - that's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

189 chews gum, walks out, slams door.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:27 PM (gLMhO)

190 180 He'll never score with the ladies with that look.

Uh, that's not the only reason he'll never score with the ladies.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2019 08:27 PM (tkNkP)

191 Several years ago, Iran accused the U.S. (or Israel, I forget) of using weaponized squirrels to spy on them. I giggled like a lunatic. I think they also believe that pigeons are an agent of the Great Satan.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 26, 2019 08:27 PM (b6kHD)

192 I just watched the Tommy Robinson reverse-documentary mentioned in the sidebar on YouTube.

One of the most satisfying things I've watched in quite a while. Well worth the hour of your life if you can find the time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (jl/Cd)

193 Serious question. What does cutting off the ear tips do? Is it a gang sign?

Posted by: RI Red at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (o8Us3)

194 And they cut off the tips of his ears.

He'll never score with the ladies with that look.
Posted by: Grump928

Yeah he will. Chicks love bad boys.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (eg609)

195 chews gum, walks out...
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:27 PM (gLMhO)

O_O

At the same time?

How did she just do that?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

196 When have gov't cost estimates ever been close to accurate???

Posted by: Locke Common at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (f0rIR)

197 Who is running around spoofing Metokur?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 26, 2019 08:29 PM (IYHxL)

198 Serious question. What does cutting off the ear tips do? Is it a gang sign?
Posted by: RI Red

Easier to id to tell if they've been fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 08:29 PM (eg609)

199 Nyah!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2019 08:29 PM (PkIg+)

200 Serious question. What does cutting off the ear tips do? Is it a gang sign?
Posted by: RI Red at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (o8Us3)

If it ever goes feral, it means it's been neutered (no need to trap again).

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:29 PM (t+qrx)

201 I saw a video a couple of weeks ago where a couple of construction guys found a raccoon in a dumpster with it's head stuck in a can. They managed to cut the can off with hand tools and a bit of luck and when the raccoon finally got out there was a moment when he looked at them and it was like he realized what they'd done for him, but then he scampered off. Very strange.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2019 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

202 damn it hogmartin I did 3 things at once!

and lived to type about it.

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:30 PM (gLMhO)

203 194 And they cut off the tips of his ears.

He'll never score with the ladies with that look.
Posted by: Grump928

Yeah he will. Chicks love bad boys.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (eg609)

Right until he goes "Hi Girlths! Who wants Cothmos?!"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

204 Shit, Rick. I've been fixed and I still got my ears.

Posted by: RI Red at February 26, 2019 08:30 PM (o8Us3)

205 We make necklaces out of squirrell ears.

Posted by: Military Cats at February 26, 2019 08:30 PM (Tyii7)

206 At the same time?

How did she just do that?

Posted by: hogmartin

Barefeet. No confusing buckles or laces.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:31 PM (LL1Be)

207 200 Serious question. What does cutting off the ear tips do? Is it a gang sign?
Posted by: RI Red at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (o8Us3)

If it ever goes feral, it means it's been neutered (no need to trap again).
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:29 PM (t+qrx)

So, like man buns?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 08:31 PM (t6MX/)

208 I know sixty-three ways to kill a feral cat. Silently.

Posted by: CIA Pigeon at February 26, 2019 08:31 PM (hjaPQ)

209 Shit, Rick. I've been fixed and I still got my ears.
Posted by: RI Red

Same here. And I haven't been feral in a long while.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 08:31 PM (eg609)

210 205 We make necklaces out of squirrell ears.
Posted by: Military Cats at February 26, 2019 08:30 PM (Tyii7)

"We had to burn the scratching post down in order to save it."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

211 16 no big deal. The Fed can run off 50 or 100 trillion bucks in no time. And as Kamala Harris said, it's an INVESTMENT.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 26, 2019 07:53 PM (ZqRa6)

It's absolutely an investment...in the Democrat party and it's minions. Do you want these people to work actual jobs?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2019 08:31 PM (4ErVI)

212
I saw a video a couple of weeks ago where a couple of construction guys
found a raccoon in a dumpster with it's head stuck in a can. They
managed to cut the can off with hand tools and a bit of luck and when
the raccoon finally got out there was a moment when he looked at them
and it was like he realized what they'd done for him, but then he
scampered off. Very strange.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2019 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

what is he supposed to do, move in like Felix and Oscar?
just kidding

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:32 PM (n13/j)

213 What's the deal with the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood?

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 26, 2019 08:32 PM (H9FW9)

214 bastids.

jut wait until ..

well whatever

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:32 PM (gLMhO)

215 Yeah he will. Chicks love bad boys.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (eg609)

Well, considering he is now literally a 'catamite' *rimshot* it is not the ladies he will score with...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:32 PM (7ynIk)

216 Damn. That spelling is gonna land us in the stockade one of these days.

Posted by: Military Cats at February 26, 2019 08:33 PM (Tyii7)

217 Cry havoc, and let slip the cats of war!

Posted by: The Roamin' Military at February 26, 2019 08:33 PM (5aX2M)

218 Man, Rep. Matt Getz is really slamming Cohen. Have y'all already talked about that?

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

219 Wow.
This abortion survivor on Tucker.
Her birth mother tried to abort her and she survived. "The Senate Democrats voted against my life."

Tammy Bruce " the Planned Parenthood check to politicans must be HUGE."

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:33 PM (LL1Be)

220 Yeah he will. Chicks love bad boys.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26,

until she finds out he's a peeping tomcat

Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:33 PM (gLMhO)

221
That reminds me, I need to get my chimney tuckpointed.

*looks outside*

Hopefully it won't fall off the side of the house before spring.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:02 PM

Well, you live right near Mason.

Posted by: clutch at February 26, 2019 08:33 PM (kiSdp)

222 So many here now claiming cat style.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2019 08:33 PM (PkIg+)

223 Just saw the Getz thing... never trump is PISSED.

Posted by: Inogame at February 26, 2019 08:34 PM (k7NEf)

224 Nice looking cat. All cleaned up.

Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 08:34 PM (MAstk)

225 195 chews gum, walks out...
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2019 08:27 PM (gLMhO)

O_O

At the same time?

How did she just do that?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

She's all out of kicking ass?

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

226 Bravest woman I ever knew helped a skunk who was blindly wandering in a high traffic area with its head caught in a beverage cup with one of those plastic rings around it. And it did not spray her.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2019 08:34 PM (tkNkP)

227 So, like man buns?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 08:31 PM (t6MX/)

The cats get trapped, fixed, and released. Man bun wearers would never survive in the wild.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

228 And it did not spray her.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2019 08:34 PM (tkNkP)

Skunks are not scorpions?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:35 PM (7ynIk)

229 Fire catnip for effect!

Posted by: Military Cats at February 26, 2019 08:35 PM (Tyii7)

230 Well, considering he is now literally a 'catamite' *rimshot* it is not the ladies he will score with...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:32 PM (7ynIk)

----------

Well, he doesn't have the equipment to be a 'catamount,' IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 08:36 PM (5aX2M)

231 Better pussy then Kamala Harris ever had!

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 26, 2019 08:36 PM (yhf6w)

232 I think if you squeeze the can top and bottom, the cat's head would have room to come out.

Putting him in an electric can opener to get the other lid off probably wouldn't help with his trust issues.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 08:36 PM (Ydn2k)

233 Putting him in an electric can opener to get the other lid off probably wouldn't help with his trust issues.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 08:36 PM (Ydn2k)

Especially with him hanging there spinning around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:37 PM (7ynIk)

234
See this Andrew Yang punk yet?
He's a D candidate for '20.

He's a lawyer, but an "entrepreneur."
Yang is running on "UBI." Universal Basic Income. $1000 a month to everyone over 18, paid for by a VAT, a "Tech Tax," and magic.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 08:37 PM (OLaIa)

235 Catapult is a track and field event for felines.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2019 08:38 PM (LOq4H)

236 from Rin 10 10 to Rin 9 lives. I will be here all week.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:38 PM (n13/j)

237 kittaw.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 08:38 PM (NLLmE)

238 Well, you live right near Mason.
Posted by: clutch at February 26, 2019 08:33 PM (kiSdp)

Good idea. I think there's a masonic lodge around here too, they probably know somebody who does brickwork.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:38 PM (t+qrx)

239 Tucker now tells me that the knitting community is now considered Racist.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2019 08:38 PM (hECVl)

240 Putting him in an electric can opener to get the other lid off probably wouldn't help with his trust issues.
Posted by: t-bird

Bzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 08:38 PM (eg609)

241 Catapult is a track and field event for felines.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

There's some hotties in that sport just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 08:38 PM (NLLmE)

242 Tammy Bruce " the Planned Parenthood check to politicans must be HUGE."

The kickback.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 08:39 PM (Z1eux)

243 Catapult is the Curling of summer olympics.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 08:39 PM (NLLmE)

244 This here is why you always use mason jars when canning cats.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at February 26, 2019 08:40 PM (t6MX/)

245 240 Tucker now tells me that the knitting community is now considered Racist.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2019 08:38 PM (hECVl)

Everything is racist for at least 15 minutes.

Cheesecake? Racist.

Snickerdoodles? Racist

(I'm hungry.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:40 PM (7ynIk)

246 234 Putting him in an electric can opener to get the other lid off probably wouldn't help with his trust issues.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 08:36 PM (Ydn2k)

Especially with him hanging there spinning around.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:37 PM (7ynIk)

I laughed way too hard at this. This should be a "Hang in there!" poster.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

247 196
When have gov't cost estimates ever been close to accurate???

Posted by: Locke Common at February 26, 2019 08:28 PM (f0rIR)

My thoughts as well. It would probably be more like 4 times that amount, accounting for environmental studies, graft and overruns.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 26, 2019 08:40 PM (MIkft)

248 I laughed way too hard at this. This should be a "Hang in there!" poster.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

Oh wow. Yeah, this.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)

249 246 240 Tucker now tells me that the knitting community is now considered Racist.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2019 08:38 PM (hECVl)

Everything is racist for at least 15 minutes.

Cheesecake? Racist.

Snickerdoodles? Racist

(I'm hungry.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:40 PM (7ynIk)

Black and white cookies? Miscegenated.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

250 My thoughts as well. It would probably be more like 4 times that amount, accounting for environmental studies, graft and overruns.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY

Graaaaft wonderful graaaaft!!!

Posted by: Hilliver! at February 26, 2019 08:42 PM (NLLmE)

251
I don't know how many people there are over 18, but let's say it's 200 million.

$1000/month for 200 million people is about $2.5T/year.

Nice plan, Yang.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 08:42 PM (OLaIa)

252 'Putting him in an electric can opener to get the other lid off probably wouldn't help with his trust issues. '

Don't do that. Rub the can top on a concrete driveway in a circular motion until it wears thru the metal.

Posted by: The Big Fig at February 26, 2019 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

253 It is foolish and wrong to mourn the kitties who died. Rather we should thank God that such kitties lived.

Posted by: General Catton at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (5aX2M)

254 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:40 PM (7ynIk)

They say everyone has to get in the leftist version of the box for a while. It is cleansing and frees you to attack others who stray from the heard. I say they can go bugger and when in doubt, go bugger again.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (n13/j)

255 Back in college, I once rescued a boxer - doggie-type, not Muhammad Ali - that had gotten its head stuck in a drainage pipe. There was someone else with me, but I don't recall who.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (bZ7mE)

256 Insom!

Why are you taunting willow?

and wtf did you do to that poor kitteh?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (PkVlr)

257 Several parts of my life was like me getting my head stuck in a can and then attempting to get it out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (9oE3U)

258 You guys don't get it about the GND, man. It, like, doesn't matter what it costs, you just do it because it makes you feel good. Money is, like, a social construct anyway, so we can just make more.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (jXrK7)

259
The reception to Yang, a nobody, is quite good. For a nobody, I mean.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (OLaIa)

260 Just remember:

A Maryland Democratic lawmaker apologized to the state's Legislative
Black Caucus Monday after calling a district in Prince George's County a "n***** district".

Not Racist.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (LL1Be)

261 Drop and give us 20, Yang! Wait...that ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Military Cats at February 26, 2019 08:44 PM (Tyii7)

262 257 Back in college, I once rescued a boxer - doggie-type, not Muhammad Ali - that had gotten its head stuck in a drainage pipe. There was someone else with me, but I don't recall who.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (bZ7mE)

Good. I am not sure George Foreman would fit in a drain pipe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:44 PM (7ynIk)

263
The Democratic lawmaker will be identified as a Republican lawmaker.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2019 08:45 PM (LsBY9)

264 You can call a cat by it's name all day and it won't come.

But you turn on the electric can opener and that cat will be at your feet in a nanosecond.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2019 08:45 PM (0cXGC)

265 Jerry needs an intervention. Someone had some GS cookies on the 'take as you please counter' Samoas and Tagalongs. Samoas are degraded and the groceries have a better coconut/choc whatever cookie. They have better chocolate mint cookies now too.

The tagalong was simply gross.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2019 08:45 PM (eASYU)

266 258 Insom!

Why are you taunting willow?

and wtf did you do to that poor kitteh?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (PkVlr)

In order:

A) Because it's fun
B) I didn't do anything to him. However, the people who found the cat, in conspiracy with their vet, cut his balls off.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

267 and progs do NOT like rescues.

they spend thousands on pure breds.

total hypocrites. a mutt is good for the pleebs, but they must have the pure breds.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 08:45 PM (PkVlr)

268 266 You can call a cat by it's name all day and it won't come.

But you turn on the electric can opener and that cat will be at your feet in a nanosecond.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2019 08:45 PM (0cXGC)

Not after he posed for Insom's cat poster.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:45 PM (7ynIk)

269 213 What's the deal with the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood?
Posted by: squeakywheel

"Progress"

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 08:46 PM (WNAuL)

270 A cat thread?

Mrs. Slocombe: I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening to calm it down.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Are You Being Served?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 08:46 PM (eg609)

271 What's the deal with the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood?

About 13 million dollars annually.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:46 PM (LL1Be)

272 A cat thread?

Mrs. Slocombe: I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't
attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the
evening to calm it down.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2019 08:42 PM (SiINZ)

A glass of water for mr humphries

Posted by: Mr. Lucas at February 26, 2019 08:46 PM (n13/j)

273 Back in college, I once rescued a boxer - doggie-type, not Muhammad Ali - that had gotten its head stuck in a drainage pipe. There was someone else with me, but I don't recall who.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (bZ7mE)

Good. I am not sure George Foreman would fit in a drain pipe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:44 PM (7ynIk)

I don't know. About a year ago they found about twenty manatee jammed up in a drain pipe.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 26, 2019 08:47 PM (1g7ch)

274 272 A cat thread?

Mrs. Slocombe: I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening to calm it down.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Are You Being Served?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 08:46 PM (eg609)

More like Are You Being Serviced?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2019 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

275 266 You can call a cat by it's name all day and it won't come.

But you turn on the electric can opener and that cat will be at your feet in a nanosecond.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2019 08:45 PM (0cXGC)

So in cat language, it thinks its name is "rrrrrrrrrrrr".

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

276
Borzoi:

Deaf as rocks when you yell at them from 10 feet away.

At your feet in 0.5 seconds at the faint crinkle of a cheese wrapper at 150 yards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2019 08:47 PM (LsBY9)

277 Holy shit, Samoa is an Island in the Pacific. So are the Philippines where they speak Tagalog.

Are the Girls Scouts racist?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 08:47 PM (jXrK7)

278 269 and progs do NOT like rescues.

they spend thousands on pure breds.

total hypocrites. a mutt is good for the pleebs, but they must have the pure breds.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 08:45 PM (PkVlr)

My dog was a shelter dog, but pure bred. Evidently a farmer who had a male and female working ACD pair, his grand-daughter wanted a puppy, so he bred them. And got five instead of just one. Funny how you cannot make to order these things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:48 PM (7ynIk)

279 I have to say, Ace, that the juxtaposition of TinCat and Ocasio- Cortez in a single post is darn near perfect editing.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2019 08:48 PM (tkNkP)

280 The highly-coveted Abortion Merit Badge.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2019 08:48 PM (0cXGC)

281 Point of fact - a male neutered cat can still get a cat chubby. MaxCat (occasionally mentioned on the pet thread) regularly tries to hump his sister.
Funny to watch, cuz he has no idea where to put it - just ends up thrusting in the air. And Mia puts up with it, snickers, then whacks him upside the head.
At which point he wanders off and licks himself.
Damn, I'm jealous.

Posted by: RI Red at February 26, 2019 08:48 PM (o8Us3)

282 I don't know. About a year ago they found about twenty manatee jammed up in a drain pipe.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 26, 2019 08:47 PM (1g7ch)

How they got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 08:48 PM (t+qrx)

283 I found an abandoned boxer dog once.
He was out running around in the parking lot of a mall.
I opened up my car door, he got in.
It was a beautiful dog, weighed about 100lbs., I took it home, fed it, called around asked if anyone lost it.
Anyway, had to give it up, I was renting at the time, no pets.
Took it to the pound.
That broke my heart pretty good.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 26, 2019 08:49 PM (w7KSn)

284 These trans freaks need to be institutionalized.

Seriously.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:49 PM (LL1Be)

285 I found stray kitten and didn't want to name him because I was going to find him a home. I ended up calling him Kamir.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

286 'About a year ago they found about twenty manatee jammed up in a drain pipe.'

There are some sick damn people on this planet.

Posted by: Guy with a gerbil up his drain pipe at February 26, 2019 08:50 PM (UdKB7)

287 You guys don't get it about the GND, man. It, like,
doesn't matter what it costs, you just do it because it makes you feel
good. Money is, like, a social construct anyway, so we can just make
more.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 08:43 PM (jXrK7)

They have half the country that cares a lot and is shitting bricks. The other half could not care less, we forget about it every time there is a lull just like I did here. This can not stand.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:50 PM (n13/j)

288 What kind of morons can't think of a way to get a can off a cat's head?

Posted by: vrf at February 26, 2019 08:50 PM (4wIc1)

289 'About a year ago they found about twenty manatee jammed up in a drain pipe.'

There are some sick damn people on this planet.

Posted by: Guy with a gerbil up his drain pipe at February 26, 2019 08:50 PM (UdKB7)

not to be a dick, but who made that pipe?

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:51 PM (n13/j)

290 290
What kind of morons can't think of a way to get a can off a cat's head?

Ones without power tools.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 08:51 PM (jXrK7)

291 I once saw someone throw a dog out of his car and drive off. The poor pup ran after him, thinking it was a mistake.

Bastard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 08:52 PM (qgh3L)

292 Dwayne Pipe.

That's who.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at February 26, 2019 08:53 PM (0cXGC)

293 apparently eartipping (cutting off the tip if a cat's left ear) is a "universal sign" that a feral cat has been neutered and vaxxed.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 26, 2019 08:53 PM (BJlbN)

294 that's how we got our lucky cat....he got his head stuck in a can that my dad had put in the compost pile....my dad, hated cats but he hated to see this cat suffering with a can on his head....so he removed it.....lucky was a beautiful big boy....he became our cat.....he used to bring in rats, birds, moles.....and he was rewarded greatly

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 26, 2019 08:54 PM (0O7c5)

295 293 I once saw someone throw a dog out of his car and drive off. The poor pup ran after him, thinking it was a mistake.

Bastard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 08:52 PM (qgh3L)

Dogs are proof that God loves us.

People like that make me wonder why.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:54 PM (7ynIk)

296 The manatees were near a power plant. See: warm water.

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 26, 2019 08:55 PM (7hamr)

297 I'm dealing with two feral cats myself. My mother in law's.

She's in a rehab facility for her broken hip and while she's in, we're cleaning up problems with her house. One is her completely unsocialized cats that run off and hide in basement crannies whenever anyone comes in the house.

I managed to capture one last week and have it penned up in a bedroom. I visit every day to take care of her and she's beginning to tolerate me, even letting me rub her forehead today.

The other one is the bigger challenge. Today I put in a borrowed live trap and put his food in it. I can look in via the webcam we put in to monitor my MiL, and I caught him an hour or so ago sitting by it and trying to figure out how to get to his food without getting in the box.

I'll check in periodically and, day or night, once he's in the trap I'll go over there to get him in with his friend.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 08:55 PM (qD8D0)

298 "...because this wasn't suppose to happen this way"

Yeah, I've been noticing that the billiard balls don't always go where you want.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 26, 2019 08:56 PM (w7KSn)

299 What the hell is the deal with these "transgender" ( aka psycho) kids' PARENTS?

This is modern, real Nazi human experiments shit.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:56 PM (LL1Be)

300 Cat head biscuits.

Posted by: Cat Head Biscuits at February 26, 2019 08:56 PM (hjaPQ)

301 I know people in the country that get their dogs that way. They find abandoned strays and take care of them. At worst they fix them up and find them another home. People go off into the country and do that.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 08:57 PM (n13/j)

302 I ear tipped Evander Holyfield. Does that mean he's neutered?

Posted by: Mike Tyson at February 26, 2019 08:57 PM (0cXGC)

303 Stupid bastards castrated the poor thing. If they release him to the wild, with no testosterone to drive his fight for survival, he'll be dead in a week. Dumb-ass peta/humane society bastards.

Posted by: Muns at February 26, 2019 08:58 PM (Ncnxn)

304 298
Oh gee, now the feminists and lesbians are all pissed off that the trannies are taking over women's sports. They've spent decades working on tearing down traditional society and now that their little freak show has mutated on them they're all upset because this wasn't suppose to happen this way
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned. It's almost like tearing down the Pillars of Western Civilization may not be a good idea or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 08:58 PM (WNAuL)

305 I'm going to jump right down the throat of the next man who asks me if I think the Cats will really fight. Fight? Cats?

Posted by: Gen John Purrshing at February 26, 2019 08:58 PM (5aX2M)

306 I saw something the other day where some guys in Estonia rescued a dog from a freezing river, then realized they had a wolf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMBPy1LODV8

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

307 Pet ownership is a big reason why I wanted to own my house rather than rent.
But I still think back on that gorgeous boxer dog.
I hope someone claimed him.
That was what you would call an "estate" dog.
Needs lots of room and exercise, and I could not have given him either of those.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 26, 2019 08:58 PM (w7KSn)

308 The manatees were near a power plant.

Manatees fart a LOT of methane.

The Green New Deal will require manatee extermination.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:59 PM (LL1Be)

309 Dwayne Pipe and his Nuclear Manatee Orchestra.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2019 08:59 PM (0cXGC)

310 I once saw someone throw a dog out of his car and drive off. The poor pup ran after him, thinking it was a mistake.

Bastard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 08:52 PM (qgh3L)

Dogs are proof that God loves us.

People like that make me wonder why.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I pray to God that I am the person my dog thinks I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 09:00 PM (eg609)

311 I saw something the other day where some guys in Estonia rescued a dog from a freezing river, then realized they had a wolf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMBPy1LODV8

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

I saw that too. If you like Wolves, Cormac McCArthy has a good book on it. The Crossing.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 09:00 PM (n13/j)

312 Unintended consequences are why the left will always fail. The trick is to not let the cause too much misery while they proceed to their inevitable conclusion.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 09:00 PM (jXrK7)

313 I ear tipped Evander Holyfield. Does that mean he's neutered?
Posted by: Mike Tyson at February 26, 2019 08:57 PM (0cXGC)

Too late......Evander has lots of chilluns running around....lots of chilluns.

He is a good guy and does take care of them and their mammas though.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2019 09:01 PM (Z+IKu)

314 Manatees fart a LOT of methane.

The Green New Deal will require manatee extermination.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:59 PM (LL1Be)

312 Dwayne Pipe and his Nuclear Manatee Orchestra.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2019 08:59 PM (0cXGC)

*golf clap at juxtaposition*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 09:01 PM (7ynIk)

315 our feline is a rescue.

they told us she may have been feral. it took her a couple of months to let us touch her.

five years later, she finally will stand on our laps.

she's a sweet girl.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 09:01 PM (PkVlr)

316 I took it in the can once in the Catskills. Is that related to this thread?

Posted by: Shep! at February 26, 2019 09:01 PM (0cXGC)

317 >>>And they cut off the tips of his ears.

He'll never score with the ladies with that look.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

He'll just tell them he's a cat yakuza.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 09:02 PM (97qI7)

318 The manatees were near a power plant.

Manatees fart a LOT of methane.

The Green New Deal will require manatee extermination.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 08:59 PM (LL1Be)

I like the Manattee meme. "swim all day, eat nothing but lettuce, still fat".

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 09:02 PM (n13/j)

319 Another one - Prosecutors say an elderly man was assaulted inside a New Jersey supermarket after he was confronted over a "Make America Great Again" hat he was wearing.

Posted by: Guy with a gerbil up his drain pipe at February 26, 2019 09:03 PM (UdKB7)

320 Morning Consult poll

Biden: 29% (-1)
Sanders: 27% (+6)
Harris: 10% (-1)
Warren: 7% (-1)
O'Rourke: 7% (-1)
Booker: 4% (-1)
Klobuchar: 3% (+0)

Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 09:04 PM (MAstk)

321 Political power grows from the scratch of the claw!

Posted by: Meow Zedong at February 26, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)

322 I would name that cat

Can't

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 09:05 PM (2DOZq)

323 Another one - Prosecutors say an elderly man was
assaulted inside a New Jersey supermarket after he was confronted over a
"Make America Great Again" hat he was wearing.

Posted by: Guy with a gerbil up his drain pipe at February 26, 2019 09:03 PM (UdKB7)

should be labled a hate crime. This is a crime against democracy, a crime against a free vote. Send these people to real jail, not the bs arrested for ten minutes and now my lefty i have my lefty bonafides. This is elder assault. make this person pay.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

324 our feline is a rescue.

they told us she may have been feral. it took her a couple of months to let us touch her.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 09:01 PM (PkVlr)

Lydia was a rescue from an abandoned house in Detroit. I asked the cat foster people to recommend a buddy for grouchy Vanya and they said she was always the first one to greet new arrivals. She worked out very well for him. I ought to get her a buddy now that he's gone, but I know as soon as I do, a stray will turn up looking for a home. Cats just happen sometimes.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

325

Is anybody going to tell Tim Pool that if all these new forms of energy made sense, we'd already be doing them?

And that private industry is a lot more efficient at doing that than the government?

He's got a lot to learn.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 26, 2019 09:06 PM (HaL55)

326 Dogs are proof that God loves us.

People like that make me wonder why.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 26, 2019 08:54 PM (7ynIk)/i]

I once said to someone, "When's the last time you met a dog you didn't like? For me, it's 30 years ago. (The dog was an asshole, just like his master.) When's the last time you met a person you didn't like? You look at your watch, right?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:06 PM (qgh3L)

327 Morning Consult poll

Biden: 29% (-1)
Sanders: 27% (+6)
Harris: 10% (-1)
Warren: 7% (-1)
O'Rourke: 7% (-1)
Booker: 4% (-1)
Klobuchar: 3% (+0)

Chairman Mao: 63%
Joseph Stalin: 51%
Pol Pot: 88%
Zippy the Pinhead: 70%

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 09:06 PM (97qI7)

328 Well Oz didn't give nothing to the Tin Cat ...

That he didn't, didn't already have.

Posted by: Adriane the Auto Cucumber Critic ... at February 26, 2019 09:07 PM (LPnfS)

329 326 Another one - Prosecutors say an elderly man was
assaulted inside a New Jersey supermarket after he was confronted over a
"Make America Great Again" hat he was wearing.

Posted by: Guy with a gerbil up his drain pipe at February 26, 2019 09:03 PM (UdKB7)

should be labled a hate crime. This is a crime against democracy, a crime against a free vote. Send these people to real jail, not the bs arrested for ten minutes and now my lefty i have my lefty bonafides. This is elder assault. make this person pay.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

Ten years in prison sounds about right. A hate crime AND a civil rights violation. Ring him up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:07 PM (qgh3L)

330 meow.

Posted by: Julie Newmar at February 26, 2019 09:07 PM (0cXGC)

331 ace should do a missing milk carton ad in the sidebar for the Congressional (R)s who have disappeared while their constituents are getting attacked for wearing MAGA hats.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 09:08 PM (LL1Be)

332 Posted by: navybrat hates disco music

======

I heard it is better on upright bass ;-)

Posted by: jc at February 26, 2019 09:08 PM (PuMKG)

333 Chairman Mao: 63%
Joseph Stalin: 51%
Pol Pot: 88%
Zippy the Pinhead: 70%
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

ZtP 2020!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 09:08 PM (eg609)

334 If the estimate is $52 trillion then the real cost will be $85 trillion.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:08 PM (eZuvF)

335
Is anybody going to tell Tim Pool that if all these new forms of energy made sense, we'd already be doing them?

Big Oil bought up all the patents and buried them!

The Big Three destroyed streetcar service!

They murdered the guy who invented the 200 mpg carburetor!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2019 09:09 PM (UdU5o)

336 337 If the estimate is $52 trillion then the real cost will be $85 trillion.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:08 PM (eZuvF)

You must be an optimist.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2019 09:09 PM (TdMsT)

337 Oh gee, now the feminists and lesbians

A pleonasm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:10 PM (qgh3L)

338 Aww.. cute kitty!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2019 09:10 PM (dUJdY)

339
A pleonasm.

A redundant pleonasm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2019 09:11 PM (UdU5o)

340 298
Oh gee, now the feminists and lesbians are all pissed off that the trannies are taking over women's sports. They've spent decades working on tearing down traditional society and now that their little freak show has mutated on them they're all upset because this wasn't suppose to happen this way
Posted by: TheQuietMan

And yet we let them vote.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:11 PM (qgh3L)

341 Anything is better on upright bass!

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 26, 2019 09:11 PM (w7KSn)

342 325 I would name that cat

Can't
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

When I was a kid, my sister and I named our kittuh's 'Who' and 'What'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 09:11 PM (WNAuL)

343 Chairman Mao: 63%
Joseph Stalin: 51%
Pol Pot: 88%
Zippy the Pinhead: 70%
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

#LearnToZipCode

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 26, 2019 09:12 PM (zmIJL)

344 A redundant pleonasm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2019 09:11 PM (UdU5o)

A superfluous pleonasm, even.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:12 PM (qgh3L)

345 I'm loving the trannie men win girls events stories. Going long on popcorn futures.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:13 PM (eZuvF)

346 If the estimate is $52 trillion then the real cost will be $85 trillion.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:08 PM (eZuvF)

You must be an optimist.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2019 09:09 PM (TdMsT)

Yep. These things tend to work in "orders of magnitude".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 09:13 PM (97qI7)

347 we'll just do what they did in ww II - put it on the credit card. and we'l get all those frequent flyer benefits!!

... oops.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 26, 2019 09:13 PM (Pg+x7)

348 They murdered the guy who invented the 200 mpg carburetor!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2019 09:09 PM (UdU5o)

That ran on water! They bought up the patents on thermodynamics, too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:13 PM (qgh3L)

349 Chairman Mao: 63%

Joseph Stalin: 51%

Pol Pot: 88%
Zippy the Pinhead: 70%

hmm
Do we get to pick who gets "purged"?

ok, ok ... I'm with Zippy.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 09:14 PM (LL1Be)

350 Puddy Tat is a cutie, and they're never too young to domesticate.

Anyway I sent Mitch a scathing letter as he had the temerity to send me a fundraising email about how totally great he was to get a measly billion for the wall. Fuck him especially. I gave all my info and oddly it went through though I'm from NJ.

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:14 PM (U7k5w)

351 Don't forget about th3 cold fusion patent that was bought and memory holed///

Posted by: lin-duh at February 26, 2019 09:14 PM (kufk0)

352 Should read never too OLD to domesticate

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:14 PM (U7k5w)

353 When I was a kid, my sister and I named our kittuh's 'Who' and 'What'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 09:11 PM (WNAuL)

What's your kitty's name?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

354 Orders of MAGA-tude?

I like it.

Posted by: Captain Covfefe at February 26, 2019 09:15 PM (0cXGC)

355 348 I'm loving the trannie men win girls events stories. Going long on popcorn futures.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:13 PM (eZuvF)

Me too. Utterly destroying women's sports warms the blackened cinder where my heart used to be. OK, girls, back to the kitchen and the stripper pole. You're not gonna shit on the athletic field. Happy now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:15 PM (qgh3L)

356

A pleonasm.

Do you want a cigarette after you have one of those?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 26, 2019 09:15 PM (HaL55)

357 TinCat is aces in my book.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2019 09:15 PM (zLDYs)

358 348: Agreed. The libs deserve this and more.

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:15 PM (U7k5w)

359 gonna WIN shit

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:16 PM (qgh3L)

360 I just got a fundraising thing from my college fraternity. I used to be bound to its history by the mystical ties of brotherhood, but they've let the place go to absolute shit and I don't care any more.

This is why I'm ready to rat them out.

"This is quite an accomplishment for us, as we have been one of the longest fraternities on campus and continue to excel in our community."

Leaving aside the grammar, is it no longer required that fraternity boys memorize Animal House?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 09:16 PM (fuK7c)

361 OK, girls, back to the kitchen and the stripper pole. You're not gonna shit on the athletic field. Happy now?

I was gonna ask. Is this a thing???

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 09:17 PM (LL1Be)

362 In all honesty if I were a 16 year old high school dude, I'd claim to be a girl, start running track and get bombarded withs college scholarship offers as I'd win every event in state.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:17 PM (eZuvF)

363 364 OK, girls, back to the kitchen and the stripper pole. You're not gonna shit on the athletic field. Happy now?

I was gonna ask. Is this a thing???

Posted by: mikeyG

-------------------------------
I'm about to slap all yall

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 09:17 PM (PkVlr)

364 Me too. Utterly destroying women's sports warms the blackened cinder where my heart used to be. OK, girls, back to the kitchen and the stripper pole. You're not gonna WIN shit on the athletic field. Happy now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:15 PM (qgh3L)

Particularly since women's sports are somewhere between a refuge and a boot camp for lesbian shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:17 PM (qgh3L)

365
176 My cute as the dickens feral rescue cat has been running loose in the house for weeks and I can't catch her. I may never catch her.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2019 08:23 PM (tkNkP)

Quit trying to catch her. Leave her alone and let her realize she's safe and fed. She'll eventually come to you.

Trying to catch her?......big big mistake.

Posted by: Sooner at February 26, 2019 09:17 PM (8pIQm)

366 gonna WIN shit

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:16 PM (qgh3L)

Oh. I thought you were talking about German women's sports ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 09:17 PM (97qI7)

367 All our cats were 'M' cats and have been named starting with 'M'. Our prairiedogs were named Hansel and Gretl.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2019 09:18 PM (zLDYs)

368 Urhggg, feral cats. Nooooo, I can't believe there is a post on this here.

There is a colony that lives under my next door neighbors deck and it's really causing some issues here. My wife is obsessed and has trapped about 9 of them, got them fixed and brought them back. We figured we have probably stopped about 200 cats from being born but we still have....I don't even know, 10-12 cats out back. And no, I can't shoot them here, no legally anyway and not without being seen doing it.

Posted by: kahall at February 26, 2019 09:18 PM (h6hOp)

369 356 When I was a kid, my sister and I named our kittuh's 'Who' and 'What'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 09:11 PM (WNAuL)

What's your kitty's name?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

Third base!

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

370 Third base!

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 09:20 PM (97qI7)

371 Feral cats are delicious in a tarragon bearnaise with truffles.

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2019 09:20 PM (wxZSX)

372 Michael Cohen has a very slappable face.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

373 And no, I can't shoot them here, no legally anyway and not without being seen doing it.

Hav-a-Hart traps, burlap bags, rocks, river.

I'm not even kidding. When my father was a kid in Hickville, NH he had to take excess kitten litters down to the river with a bag and a rock.

It gave him colorful examples to threaten me with.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 09:21 PM (fuK7c)

374 You want equality? You believe those bullshit Hollywood movies where a 5'4" 120 lb. chick kicks the crap out of SEAL team six?

OK. Let's have open competition, come one, come all, winner take all.

End of women's sports.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:21 PM (qgh3L)

375 Leaving aside the grammar, is it no longer required that fraternity boys memorize Animal House?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 09:16 PM (fuK7c)

I went to the rare school were fraternities meant shite. Sorry I keep using shite, it is an affectation I guess, use Brit terms and they don't seem as bad. Anyway, I missed out on the frat thing but that was cool with me, it did not matter much. I can't advise you in particular but I say tell all college groups to shape up or get stuffed. And if they don't know Animal House, I would be truly suspect.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 09:21 PM (n13/j)

376 If you die, your cat will eat your face.

Dog's will not.

The science is settled.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 09:22 PM (LL1Be)

377 2 legislative seats in CT flip from blue to red.

Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 09:23 PM (MAstk)

378 379 If you die, your cat will eat your face.

Dogs will not.

The science is settled.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 09:22 PM (LL1Be)

I have recurring sinus infections, and once was laid out for three weeks. My beloved golden retriever, my best friend, climbed up on the bed and laid next to me for the entire time, keeping watch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:23 PM (qgh3L)

379 flip from blue to red?

or blue to "red"?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 09:24 PM (LL1Be)

380 Since the entire world GDP is about $60 trillion, Congresswoman Goofball McChompers expects us to consume it all and let the rest of the world starve. All for her utopian scheme.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still coffee drinking at February 26, 2019 09:24 PM (Z216Q)

381 381: And we will deserve it, as most women fall for this tranny crap.

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:24 PM (U7k5w)

382 Blue to red.

Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 09:24 PM (MAstk)

383 Is there any truth to the rumor that Jussie Smollett is Kamala-toes nephew?

Posted by: Cheribebe at February 26, 2019 09:24 PM (fnWQo)

384

Less than a day after Detric McGowan was hailed as a hero for helping some Girl Scouts get out of the cold, he's facing some serious charges.

McGowan reportedly bought seven boxes of Girl Scout cookies from a pair of scouts on Friday, then came back and bought the rest, spending $540, telling the girls it was so they could get out of the cold.

But on Tuesday, his identity was revealed when the Drug Enforcement Agency confirmed he was one of 11 people arrested in the bust of a major drug conspiracy.

According to WYFF-TV, McGowan and the others are accused of a series of offenses, incluing conspiracy to import and possess with intent to distribute heroin, cocaine and fentanyl. A 22-count federal Grand Jury indictment alleges the suspects were conspiring to import drugs from Mexico, then distribute them in the Carolinas.

McGowan and three of the other suspects are accused of conspiring to smuggle more than $1 million in cash out of the country.

If convicted, McGowan, whose nickname is "Fat," according to the indictment, could face life in prison.

Posted by: The Wizard of Oz at February 26, 2019 09:25 PM (aKsyK)

385 Ha doesn't really matter, it's CT.

They r fucked.

Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 09:25 PM (MAstk)

386 2 legislative seats in CT flip from blue to red

Did we have an election I missed?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 09:25 PM (fuK7c)

387 >>> as long as they end up ruling Bartertown.

Or Pottersville.

TinKitten is quite cute!! Glad to see a happy ending for him. Keyboard cat was a stray too.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 09:25 PM (VjxvX)

388 388

No.

Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 09:25 PM (MAstk)

389 386 381: And we will deserve it, as most women fall for this tranny crap.
Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:24 PM (U7k5w)

Second look at the 19th Amendment?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:26 PM (qgh3L)

390
Did we have an election I missed?

...

Special election

Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 09:26 PM (MAstk)

391 Thank you ha

Posted by: Cheribebe at February 26, 2019 09:27 PM (fnWQo)

392 385 Since the entire world GDP is about $60 trillion, Congresswoman Goofball McChompers expects us to consume it all and let the rest of the world starve. All for her utopian scheme.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, still coffee drinking at February 26, 2019 09:24 PM (Z216Q)

Is that the real number? I honestly didn't know when I asked in #27.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

393

Since the entire world GDP is about $60 trillion, Congresswoman Goofball
McChompers expects us to consume it all and let the rest of the world
starve. All for her utopian scheme.

I really want to meet her dealer. He's getting her some seriously good shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 26, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)

394 394: And who has so much pity on the poor illegal guys, drug dealers, addicts....women.

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:28 PM (U7k5w)

395 385, that is what her education bought her. America is horrible and the worst thing that happened to the world. Also the half the world that wants to come here for some reason should just come on in. And on top of that, America should spend a gazillion on her demands, hell even kids are demanding it, so the science is settled.

You know what its funny about AOC. If she lived during Breakfast Club Times, she would have been shown to be the geek tryrant she is.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

396 If you die, your cat will eat your face.

Dog's will not.

The science is settled.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 09:22 PM (LL1Be)

Maybe some dogs. But the vast majority, after going a week without food, will notice more and more intently as they walk by your corpse that your fingers sure do resemble Snausages.

And that's when the chewin' broke out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2019 09:29 PM (Z4rgH)

397 400: She would be lucky to be a geek, I was a geek, she's absolutely ignorant

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:29 PM (U7k5w)

398 And we will deserve it, as most women fall for this tranny crap.

Posted by: CN

On the news segment on PsychoTranny boy, all the girls on the track team were hanging close with Tranzyfreak. Such a beautiful example of "inclusiveness".

*projectile vomit*

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 09:30 PM (LL1Be)

399 Maybe some dogs. But the vast majority, after going a week without food, will notice more and more intently as they walk by your corpse that your fingers sure do resemble Snausages.

Yeah but the cat's not guaranteed to wait 'til you're dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 09:30 PM (fuK7c)

400 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 09:16 PM (fuK7c)

___

My fraternity went to shit too shortly after I graduated. And eventually died out. It happens.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:30 PM (eZuvF)

401 402 400: She would be ~~lucky~~ a fraud to be a geek, I was a geek, she's absolutely ignorant
Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:29 PM (U7k5w)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 09:30 PM (qgh3L)

402 Hey everybody.

So who would score higher on an IQ test, AOC or the TinCat?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2019 09:31 PM (miE9U)

403 ==Trying to catch her?......big big mistake.==

Well, we kinda need to get her in a crate to go to the vet to be checked and neutered. There are other cats in the house to be considered.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2019 09:32 PM (tkNkP)

404 My cat will eat my carcass. I have no illusions about that. But she knows that if she goes first, I'm eating her without a second thought. There's an understanding. It's nothing personal, just the law of the jungle.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 09:33 PM (t+qrx)

405 Kawaii: kitteh face
Kowai: kitteh claws in your face

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 09:33 PM (VjxvX)

406 Hello elderly racists! Trump is a failure and a laughingstock!

Posted by: Senor Toonces at February 26, 2019 09:33 PM (/YdSV)

407 Hey everybody.

So who would score higher on an IQ test, AOC or the TinCat?

C. A potted plant.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 09:34 PM (LL1Be)

408 New Green Deal -That odd convergence when crazy street people wearing sandwich boards that say "The End is Near" and community organizers join forces.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 26, 2019 09:34 PM (m45I2)

409 WORLD GDP is higher than $60T. It's well over $100T.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:34 PM (eZuvF)

410 I once saw someone throw a dog out of his car and drive off. The poor pup ran after him, thinking it was a mistake.

That has to be one of the saddest things i've heard in a whle.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 09:34 PM (Z1eux)

411 400: She would be lucky to be a geek, I was a geek, she's absolutely ignorant

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:29 PM (U7k5w)

geek tyrant. I have no problems with geeks.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 09:35 PM (n13/j)

412 407 Hey everybody.

So who would score higher on an IQ test, AOC or the TinCat?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2019 09:31 PM (miE9U)

Good question.

TinCat was obviously hungry and got his head stuck in the can while trying to reach the food at the bottom.

AOC has never been hungry a day in her life. It's anybody's guess what she would do if she was ever actually hungry.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

413 389 Typical bullshit. I do something flashy and seemingly kind in front of a bunch of people.

Everyone says "Oh, YD did this nice thing for this person in my friend's cousin's family this one time."

And then totally ignore how I damage the community on a daily basis to feed my greed.

It's amazing how this scam works on generation after generation of people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 09:37 PM (42Rz8)

414 OT:

Doing the job UVA can't, the Hokies upset Duke tonight!

GO HOKIES!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 09:38 PM (WNAuL)

415 389 Typical bullshit. I do something flashy and seemingly kind in front of a bunch of people.

Everyone says "Oh, YD did this nice thing for this person in my friend's cousin's family this one time."

And then totally ignore how I damage the community on a daily basis to feed my greed.

It's amazing how this scam works on generation after generation of people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 09:37 PM (42Rz

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Posted by: Italian Mafia at February 26, 2019 09:39 PM (n13/j)

416 Yeah, and that's why Green Nude Eel isn't going anywhere.

Posted by: General Melchett at February 26, 2019 09:40 PM (0QYMt)

417 421: Someone like Zuck donates a couple million to a community art center, but put's half the community out of work by outsourcing to China

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:40 PM (U7k5w)

418 Tell me more about this green nude eel!

Posted by: Aquaman at February 26, 2019 09:40 PM (miE9U)

419 Yeah but the cat's not guaranteed to wait 'til you're dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 09:30 PM (fuK7c)

Having had several cats over the years, I have to agree. They bite you at random, trying to determine if you're 'ripe' yet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2019 09:41 PM (Z4rgH)

420 414 WORLD GDP is higher than $60T. It's well over $100T.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:34 PM (eZuvF)

So the rest of the world should be fine with the US spending between $52T and $94T for the Green New Deal.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

421 And now these hoomans feed me from A CAN!

Posted by: TinCat at February 26, 2019 09:41 PM (g0qqf)

422 415 I once saw someone throw a dog out of his car and drive off. The poor pup ran after him, thinking it was a mistake.

That has to be one of the saddest things i've heard in a whle.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 09:34 PM
I would scoop up the pup and to after .... deleted.

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2019 09:42 PM (9L2du)

423 And if Trump wins the popular vote in 2020, watch how fast they drop this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2019 09:38 PM (SiINZ

And how.

I am interested on how they propose to make the electors follow this.

Posted by: General Melchett at February 26, 2019 09:42 PM (0QYMt)

424 Maybe some dogs. But the vast majority, after going a week without food, will notice more and more intently as they walk by your corpse that your fingers sure do resemble Snausages.

Still, that's five days better than Michael Moore.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 09:42 PM (qD8D0)

425 Anyway, I'd take Tin Can in anytime, looks like one hell of a mouser. Could use someone to deal with moles now that gardening season is coming, and neighbors with "the huntress" moved to Florida

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:42 PM (U7k5w)

426 Having had several cats over the years, I have to agree. They bite you at random, trying to determine if you're 'ripe' yet.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2019 09:41 PM (Z4rgH)

And kneading bread? Nope. Tenderizing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 09:42 PM (t6MX/)

427 2 legislative seats in CT flip from blue to red.

Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 09:23 PM (MAstk)

One of the Winning Republicans is named Gennaro Bizzarro. With a name like his, the headlines write themselves.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2019 09:42 PM (tVQUs)

428 the Dems don't even want the the nude eel. Kamala is going for it because she needs to find a way to break out.. I guess AOC gets to pick who they go with.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 09:43 PM (n13/j)

429 The trolls seem more active today. Trump must be doing well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 09:43 PM (WNAuL)

430 Looks cuddly, would scratch you to death for an anchovy, head stuck in a can.

Isn't that really the story of Obama?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2019 09:43 PM (uEbPt)

431 If you want to spoil a cat, give'em that Friskies crack-in-a-can. Ho boy!

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2019 09:43 PM (wxZSX)

432 AOC has never been hungry a day in her life. It's anybody's guess what she would do if she was ever actually hungry.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

Got into a pissing match with some vapid soyboy from NYC today. My postulation: there are no poor in America.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 26, 2019 09:43 PM (g0qqf)

433 Yeah so it will cost $90 trillion. But we will create 100 bazilion new jobs which will actually mean 100 quintillion new tax income tax dollars.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:43 PM (eZuvF)

434 My postulation: there are no poor in America.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 26, 2019 09:43 PM (g0qqf)
___

100% agree. You want poor? Go to India or Brazil.
You want middle class people who drive a shitty car? Find a "poor" person in America.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:44 PM (eZuvF)

435 >>Colorado would bring the number of states who have joined the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact (NPVIC) to 12, plus the District of Columbia. The NPVIC represents a coalition of states that have agreed to pool their presidential electoral votes for the majority candidate, regardless of individual state outcomes.

Wouldn't they need 2/3 of the States?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:45 PM (UUNBR)

436
Is the NPVIC even constitutional? We don't have a national vote, we have 51 state + DC elections.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2019 09:46 PM (LsBY9)

437 >>One of the Winning Republicans is named Gennaro Bizzarro. With a name like his,

I would have gone into the Military. In South America.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:46 PM (UUNBR)

438 the Dems don't even want the the nude eel.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 09:43 PM (n13/j)
-------------------------
How can you be so sure? The whole purpose of Global Warming was *always* to relegate the hoi polloi to caves, build some palaces, and hand successive generations to islam on a platter. This just finally commits it to print.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2019 09:46 PM (uEbPt)

439 >>Is the NPVIC even constitutional?

Likely, No.

Except in Hawaii.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:46 PM (UUNBR)

440 Gop flipped both a state senate and house seat in conneticutt tonight

Posted by: Jonah at February 26, 2019 09:47 PM (QEgj7)

441 441 >>Colorado would bring the number of states who have joined the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact (NPVIC) to 12, plus the District of Columbia. The NPVIC represents a coalition of states that have agreed to pool their presidential electoral votes for the majority candidate, regardless of individual state outcomes.

Wouldn't they need 2/3 of the States?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:45 PM (UUNBR)

___

I think you mean 3/4 to ratify an amendment?

But still the answer is no. All states can allocate their EVs however they want. If they want to give it by popular vote, nothing in the constitution says they can't do it. There is no amendment needed. Colorado could allocate their EVs whichever candidate is taller and it would be totes legit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:47 PM (eZuvF)

442 >>Is the NPVIC even constitutional?

I know the Vaccine for it makes you retarded.

Posted by: Michele Bachman's CornDog at February 26, 2019 09:48 PM (UUNBR)

443 Flounder, we always called that 'making biskets'.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2019 09:48 PM (zLDYs)

444 So the Green new Deal would cost more than the entire wealth of the whole world. No, more than the value of all wealth created in the history of mankind. But yeah, we will do it because AOC is the boss now and her Twitter mob thinks it's an awesome idea.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2019 09:49 PM (NbRJx)

445 >>But still the answer is no. All states can allocate their EVs however they want. If they want to give it by popular vote, nothing in the constitution says they can't do it. There is no amendment needed.

I think slaving it to anything but the State Vote is going to be Unconstitutional.

You can't slave it to the National Vote without opening yourself up to lawsuits you are gonna lose.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:49 PM (UUNBR)

446 If you want to spoil a cat, give'em that Friskies crack-in-a-can. Ho boy!
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2019 09:43 PM (wx

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Posted by: Dat Kool Kat Wit Da 'Nip at February 26, 2019 09:49 PM (42Rz8)

447 Even though the odds of it ever happening are slim to none, I'm worried that is an Article V convention were to take place, shit like popular vote for prezzy would be up for debate.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:50 PM (eZuvF)

448 I think slaving it to anything but the State Vote is going to be Unconstitutional.

You can't slave it to the National Vote without opening yourself up to lawsuits you are gonna lose.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:49 PM (UUNBR)

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The first couple of elections there were no votes in some states. The EV was just a handful of dudes who voted on their state's behalf.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:51 PM (eZuvF)

449 >>Even though the odds of it ever happening are slim to none, I'm worried that is an Article V convention were to take place, shit like popular vote for prezzy would be up for debate.

I don't know how you could square that with the Founder's intent...but, they'll lie if they have to.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:51 PM (UUNBR)

450 449 Flounder, we always called that 'making biskets'.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2019 09:48 PM (zLDYs)

Meow, you know. Tenderizing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 09:52 PM (t6MX/)

451 >>> So who would score higher on an IQ test, AOC or the TinCat?

We discussed this on an earlier thread today actually! A cat will eventually figure out a laser pointer light is not real and stop chasing it. AOC will keep going in circles and never figure it out. So yes the cat is smarter.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 09:53 PM (VjxvX)

452 13 Republicans voted to stop Trumps National Emergency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 09:53 PM (pUDQf)

453 >>The first couple of elections there were no votes in some states. The EV was just a handful of dudes who voted on their state's behalf.

That's fine.
But taking those Electoral Votes and assigning them based on Votes from non-residents (National Popular Vote) would be a pretty blantant form of disenfranchisement.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:54 PM (UUNBR)

454

So the Green new Deal would cost more than the entire wealth of the
whole world. No, more than the value of all wealth created in the
history of mankind. But yeah, we will do it because AOC is the boss now
and her Twitter mob thinks it's an awesome idea.

I almost have no words left to describe all the stoopid that's packed into that ridiculous NGD. It doesn't even rise to the level of being wrong.

She's is obviously insane to propose anything like that. I mean butterfly net, straight-jacket, rubber room, shock treatment, Thorazine-IV, lobotomy-type insane.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 26, 2019 09:55 PM (HaL55)

455 459: In the house, right?

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:55 PM (U7k5w)

456 Yes

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 09:56 PM (pUDQf)

457
I don't know how you could square that with the Founder's intent...but, they'll lie if they have to.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:51 PM (UUNBR)

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Founders also didn't want govt to run health care or education or give people money not to work. Yet here we are.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:56 PM (eZuvF)

458 One of them was Lisa Murkowski.

Shock face.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 09:56 PM (pUDQf)

459 >> 13 Republicans voted to stop Trumps National Emergency.

Meaningless Votes.

Unless you want to keep your base.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:56 PM (UUNBR)

460 Hannity just reported that UC Berkeley has requested a felony assault charge on that guy that beat up the conservative on campus.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 09:56 PM (cF8AT)

461

ONT!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 26, 2019 09:56 PM (HaL55)

462 13 Republicans voted to stop Trumps National Emergency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 09:53 PM (pUDQf)

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Honestly I thought it would be more.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 26, 2019 09:56 PM (eZuvF)

463 463: I wonder if Mitch will shame himself by bringing such a pig's ear to the floor? I won't be donating to GOP until that wall is well and truly underway

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 09:57 PM (U7k5w)

464 ONT!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 09:57 PM (t6MX/)

465 Wouldn't they need 2/3 of the States?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 09:45 PM (UUNBR)

No. The Constitution allows each state to determine how to award its electoral votes; this is just a bunch of states saying that regardless of who wins in their state, they will go with the popular vote winner, once states totaling more than 270EV have signed on. But to "sign on", a state has to pass the legislation through both houses and have it signed by the governor. It can be undone via the same mechanism.

I do not think it has much chance of ever hitting 270, but I don't want to jinx things by being overconfident.

Posted by: HTL at February 26, 2019 09:57 PM (3oh1r)

466 Is the support for those unwilling to work bit still in the GND, or did they get enough public shaming they stripped it out?

NYCers, who is this Jumaane Williams that won the public advocate position? Is AOC going to have a run for her money as the golden child in nyc?

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 10:03 PM (VjxvX)

467 >>>Trump must be doing well.

Doing well? Lying? Cheating? Golfing? Committing adultery? Overeating? Yeah, by his standards he's probably doing well.

Posted by: Senor Toonces at February 26, 2019 10:10 PM (/YdSV)

468 One of them was Lisa Murkowski.

Shock face.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 09:56 PM (pUDQf)a
Alaska should feel good and dumb about now. Well, maybe they should not feel so good.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 10:14 PM (n13/j)

469 The trolls only come out when they are losing. Support for abortion is down. Hoax hate crimes are up. They feel like they are cooking in a pot so they come here to convince themselves it's really us on the stove.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2019 10:15 PM (uEbPt)

470 "He was not happy to be there, so we neutered ..."
A quote that I pledge will stand the test of time.

Posted by: David Prince at February 26, 2019 10:19 PM (JkygK)

471 I brought in a 7 year old feral, Flash, about three months ago. He was hissy and upset for awhile, but he's sweet as sugar now. Loves to sleep up against me, rolls around waiting for belly rubs etc. Good for him, given the -31F temps we had.

I've taken 13 cats off the street in the 32 years I've lived here. As long as they'll use the litter box, don't give up on them. Males, once they've been fixed, usually tame well. Female cats, feral or otherwise, generally are more neurotic.

Posted by: gp at February 26, 2019 10:23 PM (mk9aG)

472 Don't forget that Tim Pool believes in social justice.
He said so in the video.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 26, 2019 10:25 PM (4ha45)

473 Trump is an embarrassment and I will roar with laughter when he loses.

Posted by: Senor Toonces at February 26, 2019 10:29 PM (/YdSV)

474 428 415 I once saw someone throw a dog out of his car and drive off. The poor pup ran after him, thinking it was a mistake.

That has to be one of the saddest things i've heard in a whle.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2019 09:34 PM
I would scoop up the pup and to after .... deleted.
Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2019 09:42 PM (9L2du)

I always wondered what happened. The car drove off, with the pup in hot pursuit, and that's the last I ever saw of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 10:36 PM (b1lU3)

475 480 Trump is an embarrassment and I will roar with laughter when he loses.
Posted by: Senor Toonces at February 26, 2019 10:29 PM (/YdSV)

Will you kill yourself when he wins?

That would show true dedication to leftism. It would also help America.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2019 10:38 PM (b1lU3)

476 Pro-life party....family values... I look forward to hateful Trumpers going back into closet.

Posted by: Senor Toonces at February 26, 2019 10:40 PM (/YdSV)

477 When someone is as insane, stupid, and illogical as AOC, she should be put away, not lionized.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at February 27, 2019 01:16 AM (xZjSg)

478 Senor, why are hundreds of thousands of socialists and communists streaming into this country from their own utopias? Kinda funny, that.

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